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Meat Cereal

The dried kibble food made of meat that you feed to dogs or cats.
Aw crap, my cat is out of meat cereal, now what will I feed him? He's going to scratch up my couch for sure.
by Iainbonics December 30, 2010
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Cereal Waffler

A play on the word " serial" meaning repeating something numerous times. And "waffler" meaning indecisive. These two ingredient words combine to make a cereal waffler, which is someone you probably know. These are people who are constantly and continually indecisive and can't make up their mind on what they want to do, watch, eat, etc. They usually seek help from others on making decisions and receiving suggestions, but they always have a rebuttal or say something along the lines of "Really? Are you sure? I'm not really feeling that right now.."
Eric: "Honey, any ideas on what we should eat tonight?"

Susan: "Well, I was thinking about McDonalds, but I think I want a blizzard ice cream from Sonic, or maybe just a burrito from that local restaurant"

Eric: "Babe, you need to choose one...McDonalds has ice cream too you know."

Susan: "Ugh...McDonald's ice cream machine is always broken and anyways it's the worst!!"

Eric: "Fine, we can go to Sonic if you're gonna keep being a cereal waffler"

Susan: "Well, I'm actually feeling more of a burrito than a burger"

Eric: "Too bad, we're going to Sonic bitch"
by Darkkrey July 21, 2023
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Sloppy with Cereal

1. Clumsy and uncoordinated. If one is clumsy, it is as if they would spill cereal if they were to eat it.
2. Unmannered, rude, or ignorant. Someone can be so rude or ignorant it would be as if they don't know how to eat cereal in a well mannered way i.e. slurping the milk, food falling out of your mouth, etc.
3. Extremely thirsty for the opposite sex. Their thirst could be so real it makes them dumb.. To the point they can't eat cereal.
1. You see that boy trippin'?? Dawg he sloppy with Cereal rn!
2. Shut yo sloppy with cereal face up fo' I shut it for ya!
3. Dawg he just be sloppy with cereal over here! He just want any lady he can find! #sws
by Theycallmerocky April 20, 2015
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cereal sand

I gave my 3-year-old son a bowl of cereal and he asked, "But Mommy, where's the cereal sand?"
by WellDamn. August 11, 2017
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cereal, man

"sorry dude, i ate the last brownie"

"ahh it's totally cereal, man"
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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Suitcase cereal

Suitcase cereal is when you go on a trip and put Honey Nut Cheerios in a different suitcase..
That's guy puts his cheerios in a suitcase? I like that suitcase cereal
by 45minutelittlelake February 18, 2017
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Cereal-Dumping

Cereal-Dumping: The act of eating a bowl of cereal while having a crap on the toilet.
Example One:
Adam was running late so he decided to take a cereal-dump.

Example Two:
Person 1: "Where have you been?"
Person 2: "I was Cereal-Dumping"
by Jimi93 July 17, 2011
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