anti-celebration

The shouting, swearing and general annoyance when your sports team concedes. Always a lot more fun when alcohol is involved.

When an anti-celebration will occur:
Opposition score
*Screaming at the top of your voice, whilst flailing your arms* "For fucks sake, you useless set of cunts; the Jews performed better in WWII"

by Gin the Dentist September 14, 2011

Going Home Celebration

1.(n.) Funeral.
A very sad event. This term is popular amongst some religious people who believe in the afterlife (i.e. - the person's soul is going back home to heaven).

Sister Rachel: Will you be attending Sister Lana's Going Home Celebration, Sister Beverly?
Sister Beverly: She passed? God bless her soul.

by that guy who watches you December 27, 2009

cryerbate

To cry, whine, or otherwise complain to garner pleasurable attention and sympathy. Negative connotation, especially when used to describe chronic, pointless bitching.

We've all heard it before so why don't you go cryerbate in your room and leave us alone?

by febrile42 September 5, 2008

Celibate

Someone who gets no complaints about how terrible they are in bed.

Once the guy was no longer celibate he started getting the same complaints again.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020

Celibate

Someone that has no role whatsoever in a bedroom.

The guy has been celibate most of his life, almost like a monk.

by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021

Cerebrate

Verb. From the words cerebral and masturbate. def. To engage in self-absorbed conversation, normally rhetorical and rarely clever, that is strictly for the pleasure of the speaker.

"Dude, why do you constantly cerebrate? Just get to the phuckin point!"

by rtw1313 August 3, 2007

Celebration of femininity

when a bunch of girls who are so obsessed with the fact that they are women, that they must get together in a big party and all bitch about how mean and obnoxious guys are. They must also talk about how great it is to be a female, and how hard it is to be a female and give birth

The stupid women all got together and had a celebration of femininity.

What a bunch of self-promoting hoes.

by K-dawg0001 February 2, 2009