Apple cider dick is the culmination of all things holy. It occurs when an extremely intoxicated person has a stinger (aka a raging hard-on, and they cannot drop the kids off. In other words, the poor individual is unable to blow their load and continues to rub to complete chaffage. Its a double edged sword; it feels great for a while, until it hurts (extreme ball hurt).
Example: I was trying to bust on this bitch's face, but i had apple cider dick and it cock-blocked me real hard.
Example: I was so drunk, that when i attempted to rub-off with my rabbit fur, i went two for tango with my balls for about 3 hours; fuck apple cider dick.
Example: A anonymous person's life
Example: I was so drunk, that when i attempted to rub-off with my rabbit fur, i went two for tango with my balls for about 3 hours; fuck apple cider dick.
Example: A anonymous person's life
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Get the [Ceileigh] mug.A cheap cider found in Ireland that is bought if one is short on cash or is underage and can't get anything else. It is the cider to ciders that Dutch Gold is to Beer. It's only redeeming feature is that it gets one drunk fast as ciders go. Commonly associated with knackers and/or chavs in Ireland.
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suicide = killing of self
"sui" is a corrupted way of saying "self"
genocide = killing of kind/race/origin
latin root "gen" means kind/race/origin
homocide = killing of man
latin root "homo" means "man"(Greek root might mean "same")
infanticide = killing of infants
infant is a young animal/human
herbicide = killing of plants
herb means plant
suicide = killing of self
"sui" is a corrupted way of saying "self"
genocide = killing of kind/race/origin
latin root "gen" means kind/race/origin
homocide = killing of man
latin root "homo" means "man"(Greek root might mean "same")
infanticide = killing of infants
infant is a young animal/human
herbicide = killing of plants
herb means plant
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