a game played at social functions where there are large amounts of women. You get one run each time you nudge a womans tit, four runs for a one handed grab and to hit a six requires a two handed two tit grab, the bloke with the most runs wins.
by jimi July 14, 2004
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Kittow put down another catch so the team embarked in some recreational cricket bat penetration. (Involuntary penetration)
by Paddy V June 14, 2007
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Rumored to have originated from Kirksville MO.
Rumored to have originated from Kirksville MO.
*Sees a family of 10 in ill-fitting clothes , all 8 kids are screaming, running around like animals and the parents look like they're in desperate need of a dental appointment"
Me: Oh hey look, shit crickers!
Me: Oh hey look, shit crickers!
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Get the shit cricker mug.A classist derogatory term/slur that is used by elitists to dehumanize people who are impoverished, to label people as white trash/dirt ball or people who behave inappropriately in Kirksville society.
Cricker is used in the same malevolent manner as the racial epithet nigger is to demean African Americans. Cricker originated in Kirksville, Missouri when most of Kirksville's poor population lived by a creek (pronounced as crick). Some times the term is used as shit cricker to denote that the creek contained sewage.
The term is also reclaimed by Kirksville's citizens who grew up in that area to remove the word's power.
Cricker is used in the same malevolent manner as the racial epithet nigger is to demean African Americans. Cricker originated in Kirksville, Missouri when most of Kirksville's poor population lived by a creek (pronounced as crick). Some times the term is used as shit cricker to denote that the creek contained sewage.
The term is also reclaimed by Kirksville's citizens who grew up in that area to remove the word's power.
That cricker never pays his bills.
A woman who dresses as if she is unchaste and uses coarse language in Kirksville's "proper society."
Elitist child to poor child, "I had a shirt like that, but I gave it to the Salvation Army. What a cricker."
A belligerent individual who stirs up trouble, is rowdy, enjoys provoking physical altercations, likes to act tough, get drunk, act the fool, a redneck--this is usually the definition of a shit cricker.
A woman who dresses as if she is unchaste and uses coarse language in Kirksville's "proper society."
Elitist child to poor child, "I had a shirt like that, but I gave it to the Salvation Army. What a cricker."
A belligerent individual who stirs up trouble, is rowdy, enjoys provoking physical altercations, likes to act tough, get drunk, act the fool, a redneck--this is usually the definition of a shit cricker.
by Kirkatoid August 22, 2007
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Girl 1: Oh did you see Cedrick going to his locker?
Girl 2: Yeah, he looks so hot!
Girl 1: He such a great guy!
Girl 2: He is always making me laugh even when i'm sad he must like me.
Girl 3 wich is his girlfriend: He is pretty isn't it? Oh he is soo a amazing boyfriend I love him soo much.
Girl 1 and 2 who's going away
Girl 2: Yeah, he looks so hot!
Girl 1: He such a great guy!
Girl 2: He is always making me laugh even when i'm sad he must like me.
Girl 3 wich is his girlfriend: He is pretty isn't it? Oh he is soo a amazing boyfriend I love him soo much.
Girl 1 and 2 who's going away
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