Catalina

Catalina is a ratchet ass bitch who is the first woman to be a hoe but can't none. Catalina owns a shop and many capybara's. With these Capybara's, Catalina does animal testing. Claims say that 911 even got a call from one of these Capybara's talking saying Catalina was testing black magic on them! Catalina's shop was the first shop in the world to go bankrupt the fastest. Catalina's shop went bankrupt one day after it's opening making it's way to global news stations; even after all the recognition she got, nobody even showed up to her buisness. I guess that's what you get for being a skank ass hoe who stole and sold random people's heirlooms. Catalina has a rotten personality and would do nothing for anyone unless she benefits from it.

Catalina is a bitch.

by nick torres November 7, 2022

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The Catalina Eddie

The Catalina Eddie is when the woman spreads her butt cheeks and the man rests his penis in between. Like the fog enveloping the horizon off the coast.

Ima give you ' The Catalina Eddie' when we get home mister (said after drinking a minimum of two bottles of wine).

by Peepingkat August 21, 2021

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Catalina Wine Mixer

While watching Facebook videos of Matt Bellassai, and while drinking a fine merlot, the man puts a cork in his ass and swings his fully erect penis around like a helicopter rotor...all while listening to Por Ti Vilare by Will Ferrell.

When we get hawkeye drunk on the whiskey rain, Jim likes to do the Catalina Wine Mixer.

by ahmeelia April 21, 2016

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