one who likes to wreck and break things smash and crash usually someone that is a know it all and can not be told anything
by tbrutal March 15, 2009
A guy who is designated by his friend to have sex with, or pipe out, his girl while he is unable to do so.
Harry: "Hey Jack! Will you be my pipe captain while I am away this weekend?"
Jack: "I would be honored!"
Jack: "I would be honored!"
by Johnny_whitestream November 10, 2016
by jewed-star October 04, 2010
1. Edude
by squadsquadyt September 06, 2019
A shirtless drunk wearing the Australian flag as a cape as a sign of patriotism. Female equivalent often wears the flag as a dress or bikini.
Commonly sighted at fireworks displays and brawls.
Commonly sighted at fireworks displays and brawls.
"What happened to your car?"
"Captain Australia jumped on the roof shouting "Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi!"
"Captain Australia jumped on the roof shouting "Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi!"
by bluegirl January 31, 2008
The oudacious and drunken act of inserting ones hand down the back of a womans jeans, in an attempt to reach around and grab the crotch. Only applicable to woman who are strangers.
So my buddy just reached down the back of that 40 year olds pants when she was leaning forward at the bar and gave her the Captains Handshake!
by Jeff Steves June 25, 2011
A conversation with "Captain Ambiguous" might go something like this.
You "So what do you do for a living?"
Him "Business"
You "With who?"
Him "People"
You "Where do you work?"
Him "Places"
You "How much do you make?"
Him "Enough"
You "So what do you do for a living?"
Him "Business"
You "With who?"
Him "People"
You "Where do you work?"
Him "Places"
You "How much do you make?"
Him "Enough"
by Smurf May 04, 2007