Cade Long loves to constantly make jokes, hes blond and loves footy and cricket (Aussie). He doesn't like when you disagree with him and always hurts himself. He tries to fit in as much as he can, he didn't have many friends. He loves to play with his dog and is the always wanking. Cade always has a messed up hamstring and when he gets a girlfriend, he has no idea what to do. Hes retarded. He over reacts alllllll the time and can often be a scooter fag. HEs VERY COCKY
Cade Long: I ran 15 laps around the oval the other day
Brie: SUrreeeE
Cade Long: I did! I swear
Brie: OkkAyyY ThEn
Brie: SUrreeeE
Cade Long: I did! I swear
Brie: OkkAyyY ThEn
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