Chinese Padlock

The Chinese Padlock is when you wrap your dick around under you and stick it in your own ass
Dude, running the De-Alerting aff is pretty much giving yourself the Chinese Padlock
by mrfriend6969 August 21, 2009
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chinese fingercuffs

euphanism for threesome sexual position in which the woman is entered from both ends. Coined by director Kevin Smith in "Chasing Amy".
That slut is insatialble, she is especially fond of fingercuffs.
by possesedjester April 21, 2003
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chinese modesty

v.
1. To achieve a high mark on a test or exam and act upset about it, in hopes of having everyone else think that your standards are remarkably high.
2. To achieve 100% on a test or exam and wait for someone to ask how you did on it so that you can respond with "oh I did OK" and then hide the test in your notebook hoping that the person finds it later on and thinks that you are the most modest person in the world.
3. To ask someone what they got on their test in hopes that they ask you what you got on yours. (This can be combined with 1 and 2)
1. (3 combined with 2)
A - What did you get on your physics?
B - I just barely passed, how did you do?
A - Oh I passed too. (hides test in an easy to find place hoping that B sees it out of the corner of his eye.)
by Simon Lee March 19, 2005
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Chinese Dip

It's like a scoop, with a grab along the way, all in one synchronized motion. Only the coolest can pull it off. It's definitely not not a grope.
That Chinese Dip was fantastic.

-Did she just scoop you?
-Yeah, I'll get her back with a Chinese Dip when she least expects it.
by ZDubs. July 12, 2011
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Chinese Baby

Chinese Baby is a popular meme and cult spreading across the cool egg world. It's about Chinese Baby and it's epic bruh face. Added with pre-existing memes, its become something beautiful and therefore everyone stan for CHINESE BABY.
ALSO BRUH
The BTS STAN said Chinese Baby stinks, so Boohit made an ANTI BTS Chinese Baby sticker which was a success!
by YeezusChrist101 August 09, 2020
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Chinese Sandblaster

When you eat a lot of Chinese food and bend over, clench your ass cheeks and shit in your lovers face.
"You smell like shit and looks like you took sandpaper to your face."
"Naw man, my lady gave me a good old fashioned Chinese Sandblaster an hour ago."
by ThatRevlo September 05, 2017
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with Chinese Characteristics

An easy way to say that you are representing an ideology or system without actually meaning to do so. Used disingenuously by the Communist Party of China to denote their system of fascism and authoritarian regime. e.g. Socialism with Chinese Characteristics.
I just finished learning about Xi Jinping Thought! How insightful, certainly, Socialism with Chinese Characteristics is the best system ever created! We can fact-check people and ensure that they are grounded in reality, instead of making baseless claims.
by Norf Man February 05, 2021
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