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babysitter

Hey don't hire a babysitter.
by iwillnottellyou May 23, 2020
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Bybsfpwm

“Bitch you better stop fucking playing wit me”
Starkiesha- “whats 7x89 ?”
Bonny- “yo daddy
Starkiesha- “BYBSFPWM
by wsp bloood July 1, 2020
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Babysha

Babysha is a name given by her parents because of her cute behaviour and she's very small but cute and a hardworking woman and also care for others but people fail to see that and sees her evil side everytime
Babysha means cute baby with a pretty face
by Shashabe November 23, 2021
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babysitter spanking

The most painful spanking, when it’s from your parents they do it out of love. When the babysitter does it it’s out of pure spite specifically intended to leave a bruise and to hurt like hell!
Joe walked into class and stood behind his desk. The teacher told him to sit down, he replied I cannot!
Teacher- yes you can!
Joe- no I can’t!
Teacher- go to the principals office!
The principal- what seems to be the matter joe?
Joe- I got a babysitter spanking last night.
The principal- let me see?
Joe pulled his pants down and showed him, the principal say “oh my god joe I’m so sorry, here let me call the therapist!”
by Wreck it wrelph September 20, 2022
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virtual babysitting

Supervising a child via FaceTime.
Denise felt comfortable stepping away briefly while her young daughter video chatted with an adult friend. If anything bad happened, Denise knew her friend would call 911. Virtual babysitting is the childcare of the future!
by bobo76 September 27, 2014
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Electric Babysitter

I can't get my son off of the electric babysitter.
by Garfibromyalgia November 3, 2021
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Babysitting

The art of chopping up children into tiny pieces very carefully, disemboweling them with care, and selling their organs on eBay for the low, low price of $19.95.
"Babysitting is a great way to show some responsibility, always make sure your tools are sterile and out of reach for young children."
by HellsingDMC November 1, 2014
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