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To send a message or give a call
by libran November 1, 2013
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Safety Buzz

Safty buzz

The amount of alcohol (or other substance) intake neccessary to provide a reason to try and make a move on someone. If this person is not receptive to the sexual advance, then he/she can later claim that it was the substance talking and not them. However, if he/she welcomes the advance, there is nothing to worry about.
I was on this date with this girl, and I wanted to hook up with her, but I wasn't sure if she was into me or not. However, I had my safety buzz on, so it was all good. ;-)
by The American Germanophile January 13, 2007
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Buzzard

buhz-erd n. originates in Elgin, IL.

a contemptible white trash plastic Graphix bong smoker. Duplex or trailer dweller. A person with feathered hair, tight stone washed jeans with oil stained white T's. Some still carry combs in their back pockets and most are known to indulge in Marlboro Reds.

Can be seen with a buddy leaning over muscle car engines with a 30 pack of Old Style either after work as the sun goes down or on sweltering weekend afternoons.

Do not attempt to battle a buzzard because there is always another one lurking behind a dumpster waiting for a cheap shot. Buzzards are known to carry knives, chains and/or brass-knuckles.

Lack of teeth is fairly common in a buzzard due to meth-amphetamine use or due to perpetual knuckle-sandwiches.

The only thing more dangerous than a buzzard is the pregnant wife of a buzzard. When a woman is of buzzard her behavior is unpredictable and erratic.

The only things that can be used to calm a buzzard are: low-grade marijuana, Penthouse backorders from the 80's, Boones Farm wine and the lulling tunes of Sammy Hagar.
"That buzzard stole my carburetor."

"That buzzard suckerpunched me outside Danny's pizza."

"You're turning into a fucking chainsmoking buzzard!"

"You're moving to South Elgin? Are you trying to get in tune with buzzard culture?"
by Scott R. Heimberg September 29, 2006
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head buzz

The buzz you get after smoking weed that mostly affects your head area. The opposite of a body buzz.
Murray: Pass the joint yo!
Kenny: Sorry man my head buzz is so strong I can't think.
Murray: lucky bastard.
by mitchell25 May 4, 2006
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Buzzed Lightyear

Someone who becomes buzzed to an extent nearing infinity, possibly exceeding it. Usually accompanied by woody.
Once I got Buzzed Lightyear, it seemed like my woody was hard up for some attention.
by themilkmantrink July 24, 2011
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buzzen

A highly annoying yet narcotic-inducing chat server that turns everyday normal people to psychotic chat nerds.
I was about to go to work but I felt the need to go chat in buzzen and waste away 4 hours of my life.
by el pwnz joo January 11, 2009
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Dorm Buzzard

Tragically and almost perpetually unattached people that hang out in the lobbies or front steps of college or boarding school dorms waiting for a breakup or someone desparate, drunk, or pathetic, to fall dead (or single) and they swoop down to try to score on the remnants. these people know they are a rebound date, that is what they live for. Either sex can be a dorm buzzard. Dorm Buzzards are generally the same people that were dateless throughout high school and are usually unattractive in some way.
I'd like to go out, but at this short notice all I could get is a Dorm Buzzard. I'd rather do homework than that.
by Watchcow January 5, 2005
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