Buttstach

The word for when ones butt cheeks are hairier than his/her mothers upper lip.

Dude, pull your pants up, your buttstach is showing.

by Mericanwordster July 6, 2014

Butteak

Something you call someone when they're being really weird.

"Hey wanna see this video of a frog flying?"

"Why are you such a butteak"

by Igiverandomwords August 9, 2017

Buttstache

The random hair right above the buttcrack.

Chad has a major buttstache!

by Inappropriate Amy February 4, 2022

Buttstache

A visible "mustache" in your butt crack from excessive hair.

The plumber was sporting a massive buttstache.

by BenHYukonOK February 12, 2022

Buttstration

The emotion you feel when you try to pull up your wet bathing suit over your ass but it gets stuck.

I think most everyone feels a sense of buttstration when they are trying to pull up a wet bathing suit, especially women.

by Chicky Oh July 31, 2024

Buttstraw

A type of Anal Play that involves the Top getting on all fours with a metal straw inserted in their Anus and the Bottom blowing air inside the Anus via the metal straw to massage the prostate until achieving orgasm.

We were gonna hook up but then she wanted to buttstraw me, so I left.

by HairBrain June 18, 2025