boopsies

A volcanic, wet, projectile shit, quite popularly found in truck stop and rest area bathroom stalls as the bowels have been agitated by long hours on the road and the mix of diesel fumes in the lungs. A boopsie sounds like a simmering geyser of volcanic mud, followed by the trumpeting sound of powerful flatulatic bursts of ass, culminating in a characterstic porcelain whistling noise. A boopsie shit will always brighten your day unless it is you, who is left with fiery asshole.

God damn son, the nasty fucking trucker in the stall next to me had the fucking boopsies, I almost blurted out laughing but I covered my mouth and the raspberries made him think I probably had the boopsies too.

by staringupyourskirt February 16, 2008

the Bops

when some one stays home from school or work to play Call of Duty: Black Ops

guy 1:justin just got COd: Black Ops last week, he must have a bad case of the bops because he hasnt been in school for 3 days

by Sandman837465 November 12, 2010

Broast

(V): A word used to describe the sharing of a drink with fellow bros.

I'd like to bropose a broast to my fellow brosephs as this is a very special brocasion.

by BroJSimpson January 25, 2009

BronSexual

Love LeBron James and only like Lebron James.

Oh, bob is such a bronsexual.

by anonymous January 17, 2021

Broast

Broast ( Verb ) :

1. Broast - The process in which 2 bros , of the bloodline or brother from another mother variety, spit roast a girlfriend or cheap date.

2. Sunday Broast, Exactly the same as a normal broast, except done on the day of the sabbath.

3. Broast chestnuts - The accidental touching of both bro's balls while in the process of broasting

4. Rump Broast - The roasting of the said cheap dates anus.

Bro 1 - Dude, i got us a broast lined up for tonight!

Bro 2 - Yeah? Who's the lucky lady?

Bro 1 - Some random girl i met in poundland

Bro 2 - Tidy.

by Brodudechestnuts September 29, 2011

Bronson

The art of finding a reason to leave work early

That guy is pulling another Bronson by trying to make THE GREAT ESCAPE and get out of work early again, he must have DEATH WISH because when the boss catches on....

by Platinum taco September 30, 2006

Closet Bronsexual

An annoying NBA fanboy who secretly loves LeBron James but appears to be a LeBron hater for everyone else on the internet. They're Bronsexuals with retarded midset. Closet Bronsexuals are actively spouting non-sense LeBron stats or any LBJ career lows (from his rookie year up to his 8 point game) in any non-LBJ related topics. These fanboys literally fooled many NBA fans thinking that all LeBron Haters (LBJ fanboys who pretends to be LBJ Haters) are dumb

Notable Closet Bronsexuals

- Henry Rivera (active Closet Bronsexual)

- Jack Horford (Draymond Green dickrider from 2016-2018)

- AJ Walkin (2012-2018)

- Justin Miller (2017-201?)

by Unicornication June 24, 2019