borph

Get a plastic sandwich baggie and put some Vaseline in it. Then put your penis in and squish all the Vaseline around so it covers your penis. Once that is done, kneel in front of a bed. Lift the up mattress and put your penis, with the baggie still on it, between the mattress and the box-spring. Start pumping as if you were having sex. When you're done, all you have to do is throw away the baggie.

I borphed the hell out of my new bedroom set last night. I then put on some silk boxers.

by Borpheous September 2, 2006

aloha broha

to say hello to a bro or hommie. aloha broha is saying this in spanish-hawian.

aloha broha! top to the mornin to ye!

by Franco_is_awesome February 12, 2009

broghetti

An orgy involving mostly your male friends (bros), in which all of your "noodles" touch. Bonus points for sauce.

I asked my girl if I could have my bros over for broghetti, and she was down with it.

by broghettisauce July 7, 2016

brohah

your main man, a step up from bro; used with utmost love and respect.

scott here has been my brohah through thick and thin, so i always got his back.

by max m power July 3, 2006

brochu

pr.bro-shoo, verb
To widen the mouth of your beer by following these steps:
1. Buy or steal a beer.
2. Open your beer.
3. Place your thumb on the bottom of the tab.
4. Place downward pressure on the tab.
5. Begin to rip the beer can from the bottom left of the tab all the way up to the top right.
6. Check out how big the hole is in your beer can.
7. Pound your beer in the face of all the other losers at the party who cut their fingers when they try to brochu their beers.
8. Slam your empty beer can on the ground and bang the hottest chick at the party who's been staring at your jack and beanstalk all night.

Man, I with I could brochu my beers like that kid. Not only can he chug, but he hooks up with all the hottest chicks.

by Mike Foley May 12, 2007

broch

1. An extremely homosexual male with a Monk complex who enjoys "playing" soccer with other field fairies and refuses to touch doorknobs, ketchup packets, and tacos (prefers hotdogs)

Broch: "Dude, like totally get that taco away from me. It'll make me fat before soccer - I need to beef up."

Random Guy: "Want some of my hotdog?"

by byron kutlusoy September 8, 2006

Borophyll

(v.) The act of being boring while talking about chlorophyll. (extremely hard) Only one known person to do it.

PS- YodaEatsHotDogs
PPSS- Ahh..
PPPSSS- *preaches and praises teh "Reveng of the Nerds"

by Yoda April 7, 2003