Brokeback Mountaineer

A basic back woods West Virginia fan who sips moonshine, wears a mesh WVU jersey from 1972, and occupies a doublewide trailer. Do not rule out inbreeding or same sex breeding after a victory.
"Chris dumped his best buddy to take his girlfriend of 2 weeks to the game. He is acting like a brokeback Mountaineer fan"
by Cards1 November 07, 2007
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Brokeback Mountain

A movie about two homosexuals which of course started a homophobic between catholics and Hollywood.

plot:
After World War 2 ended, 2 faggots took refuge near a penis shaped mountain called Brokeback. It is there where the 2 guys filmed their first gay porno and sold it to Ebaum's World for twenty dollars.

Eric Bauman, allegedly, masturbated furiously while watching the film. After viewing it, his collegues in the offices next door claimed that he shouted "Greatest. Film. Ever!!"

Later that day, Mr. Bauman uploaded the video to his website. He then claimed that he directed the film and should get credit for everything that appeared in the film. The film was constantly downloaded and recieved numerous accolades from critics and fans alike.

Near the end of the film, while waiting to recieve his academy award, it is revealed by the 2 gay cowboys that Mr. Bauman did not have any involvement in the making of the porno. Mr. The ultimate irony comes when Mr. Bauman goes to jail and stars in a new gay film called Prison Rape with Bubba.

If you ever use the term "I wish I could quit you, X," where X equals a noun, you have failed at comedy, and should thus go to work as a writer for one of the network late shows. This line is not so much old meme as it is totally unfunny.

Brokeback Mountain teh gay porno won 3 academy awards?
by Brandon "scary berry" Scarry February 28, 2007
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brokeback hill

When two gay cowboy midgets have gay sex and are forced to hide it from society.
I know I love you, my little man, but I am afraid of this brokeback hill situation.
by virus29 March 06, 2006
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brokeback boy

A guy thats gay. He usually hangs out with gay guys.
He was hanging out with the brokeback boys at lunch.
by Reannen January 15, 2008
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Brokeback Mountain

Chris: "Hey have you seen Brokeback Mountain? Apparently it's gotten exceptional reviews and should win multiple Oscars."

Me: "No, seeing the joker getting his bunghole pillaged is not my idea of a good time."
by Rowdy_Roddy360 February 12, 2010
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Brokeback Style

A description of Anal Sex generally between two males though not limited a male and a female, or two females (one of whom wears a strap-on phallus))
He walked into find Brad and Lisa going at it-Brokeback Style!
by stpvoodoo1 January 31, 2006
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brokeback breath

1. refers to something exceptionally gay.

2. the result of two gay guys giving each other a blowjob.

both in reference to brokeback mountain, a popular movie about two cowboys that end up being homosexuals.

1. ben: "dude, i've been busting out that new justin timberlake cd. i really like it."

jim: "you got that brokeback breath going on, huh?"

2. "OMG, I totally got brokeback breath now!" *wipes jizz from lips*
by J.Ro. September 08, 2007
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