braiden

a fat fucking sod who lumps around the house on his fat ass legs eating his bloody fucking lightly salted crisps, probably plays borderlands and halo, and can’t even afford his own shit

mark: oh are you talking to braiden again?
hank: yeah, he’s such a fucking slob mate.

by infamouslounge September 10, 2019

braidden

Silly, hyped/ hyper, happy and funny person that loves with there whole heart. Sometimes gets in trouble but has fun and thinks everything can be a game.

Braidden is a happy person that loves to play.

by #fallungstars December 19, 2016

Braindead

Pierce when he thinks

Pierce is braindead as heck

by YEEEEEETIE December 18, 2018

braiden

Brianna has a crush on Braiden that secretly likes Ashley that likes Tessa that is gay for herself

Braiden is dtjr

by jefferybobb March 5, 2019

BrainDeadOtaku

A gay homo 😳

Look at that gay homo
Ew
BrainDeadOtaku!

Fu k me
No

Ok :(
Why

Because...
I am gay

:(((

by PpOtaku April 26, 2021

Brainlet

Absolute dopey smarty pants

You thought we could see you air quotes on ps voice chat? Absolute brainlet!

by Leithris November 11, 2019

Bradenton FL

Bradenton FL home to where old ladies pee and shit in bags because their cocaine addicted illiterate sons don’t know how to fix their toilets and leave it to rot until it’s smells like Kamala Harris asshole and old ladies go to red lobster and ask for pots of water.

Mother:honey can you fix the toilet I really need to go

Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow

Mother:thank you honey.

3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity

Man fuck Bradenton FL

by Bradenton September 4, 2021