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bitch braid

A long, braided high ponytail worn by women engaging in non-contact team sports (soccer, lacrosse, basketball) that can used to whip opponents in the face throughout the course of play. It's also kind of a pretentious/bitchy hairstyle.
I don't want to mark number 8 anymore - home girl has a foot-long bitch braid.
by iwhipmyhairbackandforthgirl August 21, 2012
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Braid

Much like a beard for gay men, a braid is a term coined for lesbians that have a fake boyfriend to appear straight.
No Kate, I will not be your braid for your sister's wedding!
by Xianyang Aston October 6, 2011
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Braising Beef

To perform rapid, reciprocating sexual intercourse between the vagina and the anus without the use of lubricant and without wiping or cleaning the penis before entry into each orifice.
Donna was caught up in sexual ecstasy and was begging for her lover to fill and pound both her love holes on after another. Matt began Braising Beef until he unloaded deep inside her. Unfortunately, Donna wound up getting a wicked vaginal infection.
by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
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Brandi

The untamed fire that somehow incarnated into a human body. Identified by a quick wit, delicious laughter, eyes like electric pools of ice, a lion's heart, a song that silences the trees, and a mane of Baltic amber. Glowing like the sun she can sustain you or burn you. She is the fireworks over the river on the Fourth of July and represents true independence. The Brandi can sometimes disappear for a time without warning, however, that's just because she is prowling her territory. A sister, friend, teacher, priestess, badass, librarian, and warrior. Usually accompanied by a small, delightful baby dragon-unicorn hybrid. Deeply Rooted in my heart. Also known as a Goddess of the Bonfire.
"Brandi mama don't need no man drama."

"Brandi, HALP, I've injured myself...again."
"Hey, Brandi, can you reach the tea for me?"
"BUT I GOT YOU A CHOCOLATE BAR, BRANDI!"
by quillienelson April 26, 2019
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bitch braids

bitch braids are two symmetrical braids using all of the person's hair, usually a warning that the wearer is a bitch or has an attitude
Uh oh half their team has bitch braids, everyone put your shin guards and face masks on
-soccer player
by Joooooesehp Mark March 27, 2015
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bradistani

A paki that lived in Bradford, Uk
I got an identity crisis init, i dunt know if i am brittish or pakistani

Where do you live?

Bradford init

Well then, your a Bradistani
by mr smith March 8, 2005
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brainiac

A person whose attempt at intelligence fails spectacularly. Usually used sarcastically in the phrase "what a brainiac".
"...and then his entire system crashed. What a brainiac."
by John May 12, 2004
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