Coyote Boring

The feeling of frustration after having had to listen to an eternity of someone's diatribe. The feeling manifests itself as being trapped or cornered accompanied by an overwhelming urge to gnaw off something. The problem is that there is nothing to gnaw off.

This usually occurs in social gatherings where it would be considered inappropriate to leave. It can also happen at work when you just cannot get away from a coworker or worse, boss.

Dave: Hey M, how was your weekend.

Melissa: Saturday was cool. Friday I was stuck at a company function having to listen to the War-And-Peace story from Mr. Teagle from corporate. The guy would just not shut up.

Dave: Coyote Boring?

Melissa: Man I wanted to stick my head in the microwave.

by RogueSun July 31, 2008

you're boring me

When someone of low value or relevance is looking for validation to the point of exhaustion but it only exacerbates and exposes their irrelevance to an intensely dull disposition.

You're beginning to bore the Hell outta me.

You're boring me.

by Jay double ya June 12, 2016

bobbing for diamonds

The act of a woman willingly giving head while dating, but stopping once you are married (the diamond is on the finger)

To quote a comedian..
'do you take this man in marriage?'
'I do.... not suck your dick any more'

by Mowchai May 6, 2004

Boring Lump of a Girl

A woman or girl so bland, vacuous and lifeless that she actually sucks the will to live from those within her presence.

Kristen Stewart plays the perfect role as Bella Swann because she's such a Boring Lump of a Girl--just like Bella!

by lizybee June 25, 2010

Hooky-Bobbing

An Alaskan teenager activity which a sled is attached to the back of a truck and pulled around with somebody on the sled, often with the truck moving at high speeds. This is done over snow or ice. The act of Hooky-Bobbing is often accompanied by jumps, bumps, potholes, and snowbanks, off which the point is to go high up in the air or hold on as long as you can.

"Last night, since it snowed so much, me, Isaac, Gabe, and Jake went hooky-bobbing out the road. We nearly killed Isaac when he went over the birm!"

by Brian Keeney May 8, 2006

Boo hoo bobbing

Sucking dick while crying.

After grandpa's funeral, granny got busy boo hoo bobbing my dick until I nutted in her mouth.

by Huntybobunty May 20, 2017

you take boring poops

An insult meant to insinuate that the recipient is without adequate technological devices to game or stay connected to the internet during a bowel movement

Person 1: "Bah, I bet you take boring poops"

Person 2: "What? My poops be off the hook, I am talking on google chat and listening to Pandora"

by greigh_river February 10, 2010