boat ho

A female in the Navy, most likely below average looking but since she's outnumbered 5 to 1 by men, she gets lots of male attention and puts out to the highest bidder.

If a man asks for your phone number, and you give him a J-dial, you might be a boat ho.

boat ho by Big Papi November 8, 2006

Boat Wheels 

When one has the wheels of a boat.

That is to say, no wheels. Basically, it means the person in question cannot pick up women, or has difficulty when attempting to do so.

Billy: Jason got rejected again last night; 5 times at 5 different bars...

Jimmy: Man's got some boat wheels...

Boat Wheels by Nivvy95 November 16, 2010

boat drinks 

A phrase that is uttered during really bad times to refer to the good times that will come afterwards, times that will include sunshine, nice people, and yellow drinks with umbrellas. From the movie "Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead".

Two guys are changing a flat tyre in blistering cold at three in the morning. One of them looks at the other and says:

"Boat drinks man, boat drinks"

The other one looks up, nods and concludes:

"Yeah. Boat drinks."

boat drinks by Gvprtskvini December 13, 2009

boat loaded 

To drink so much that one would think you have consumed the equivalent volume of alcohol which could be stored on a container ship.

Deaner actually pissed himself he was so drunk. He was boatloaded.

boat loaded by Craigger May 13, 2005

boat cute 

when sailors deployed aboard a U.S Navy vessel begin to lower standards for mate selection and see previously hideous females as boat cute

Ex: "That chick was ratchet as fuck, 4 months into deployment shes totally boat cute".

boat cute by Terry-VFA-97 January 12, 2014

boat ass 

A condition which causes extreme itching of the ass cheeks, usually from being a giant pussy and sitting down while you fish. This condition is often confused with bleacher butt which is caused from being at a boring sporting event in which you ass itches from sitting down too much.

You better get up and fish before you get boat ass!

boat ass by cojudi August 28, 2014

Boat life 

It’s like Salt life, but about boating, being on water. Partying on boats in summer. Drinking seltzer,bud light, any alcohol drink that exits.

Mike : What’s up weekend bro?
Dan : Boat life bruh!

John: How did you get em girls to go out with us?
Tyler: Told then it’s about that Boat life

Boat life by Yourfatwhitenieghbor January 28, 2020