Horse Boat

A canoe built around your horse so you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down.

"My horse boat is made from North American Spruce."

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by beetfarmer November 2, 2009

Boat Boo

A boat boo is a chick that a dude is banging while on deployment.

Boat boos should never be allowed in the same vicinity as spouses. This usually leads to drama.

That one time the boat boo didn’t know boat boo rules and confronted Chiefs wife at the command holiday party and the video ended up on world star. 🤷🏻 ♀️

by TheRealAshFace December 22, 2019

Dragon Boating

The act of placing ones face in the cleft of the buttocks of another and motorboating the cheeks.

Suzie and I were fooling around and I flipped her over and straight took her to Dragon Boating town. She loved it.

by GentooThePenguin June 18, 2011

noah boat

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by 123456789 19+10=21 November 16, 2020

Boat toast

Toast that is made on a boat, without a toaster or a grill.

Toast made in a frying pan buttered on both sides. Ooooosh there's my boat toast

by Scuba rich September 19, 2013

Seal Boat

When one waits till their partner is sleeping, then sneaks in to motorboat them. Works better with a female partner, but can be deemed acceptable if you swing the other way as well.

I snuck into her room like a Navy Seal, and proceeded to motorboat her in her sleep. I gave her a Seal Boat.

by projectrambo1 March 10, 2019

I'm on a Boat

The most amazing experience of your life. A time to ride some dolphins, fuck some mermaids, and wear some flippie floppies.

I'm ridin' on a dolphin, doin' flips and shit. It started splashin', gettin' everybody all wet. This ain't sea world, this's as real as it gets. I'm on a boat muthafucka, don't you eva forget!

by i.love.andy.samberg February 23, 2009