Geek bling bling

Flashy high tech items, often accessories to other high tech items such as cell phones and PCs.

Examples are metal (often chrome or gold) plated USB Flash Drives & Bluetooth headsets

That engineer wears that Flash Drive like Geek bling bling

by SPOCK2 February 24, 2007

hotline bling

When your phone rings

"I know when that hotline bling!!That can only mean one thing.."

by chynabadd December 13, 2015

Blingatude

Blingatude was invented by a bunch of kids on a K-Mart commercial in attempt to sound cool. To have blingatude, you must spread your legs and let a camera zoom in on the designs on the back of your pants. Kids who have blingatude only have one bffaeae, which is blingatude itself. Girls with blingatude love guys who also have blingatude, even if they are ugly and/or fat.

We have blingatude, sis!!!

by _iPanda_ August 10, 2009

blingitude

A dumb word that a bunch of pre-teens came up with on the K-Mart back-to-school commercial to describe their style. It combines the words "bling" and "attitude" thus:
blingitude

Warning: Do not let this become part of your everyday slang!

Out of style teacher: "Students, what's blingitude??"

Pre-teen who thinks she is cool: "It's my awesome style!! I think I am totally cool!!"

by Chronically0nline August 2, 2009

church bling

Bling seen at church. For example: golden crosses, silver candlesticks, fancy scepters, funny hats or decorated robes.

Look at all the church bling in here. They're not collecting money for the poor - they're probably getting spinnaz for the popemobile.

by KJS September 18, 2006

blingding'd

When a peice of bling snags, knocks, bumps or otherwise dings you or your partner.
I have a huge Rolex that dinged my girlfriends funny bone once - she didnt laugh.

"Damn boy! You been dancin so hard, that zirconia encrusted dollar sign has blingding'd a rut in your chest!"

by RockNRollMike November 3, 2005

BLINGSHEVIK

A newly wealthy Russian.

Roman Abramovich finds that his 377ft. yacht Pelorus is a tad cozy.In true BLINGSHEVIK fashion he orders a roomier 500footer.

by L.MARTIN June 11, 2008