Blobjob

it is when Majestical tells Blobski to give someone a blowjob and Blobski thinks its his own idea

Blobski gave Lindhardt a blobjob

by Majesticalwarbringer April 22, 2022

Blob

An obese or not good-looking person. Usually pisses you off and reminds you of a viscous substance.

Bro stupid eating so much, you literal blob

by TheChildPredator445 July 20, 2023

paper blob

A pile of bills, paperwork, etc. that has been ignored for too long. Notionally, a paper blob resembles a space monster that threatens to take over the house.

I can't go clubbing tonight. I gotta do battle with the paper blob.

by arensb October 28, 2009

blow-blob

A pregnant woman to pregnant to preform any other sex act than falacio.

I helped roll this blow-blob on her side so she could give me head.

by timbone666 May 24, 2011

Milk Blob

A white blob that cums out of a vagina.

"She sat on my face and milked blobbed on me."milk blob

by WillBarrowSir January 31, 2017

Uncle Blob

The male equivalent of Aunt Flo. Used to refer to a man's monthly hormonal cycles, aka "irritable male syndrome".

Men's testosterone, goes up and down four or five times an hour.

There are daily cycles with testosterone.
Men have a monthly hormonal cycle and men can track their moods and recognize they are related to hormonal changes through the month.

Should he become cranky or aggravated it becomes obvious that Uncle Blob is visiting.

"Bill seems rather testy today. Uncle Blob must be visiting."

by mary quite contrary November 19, 2019

Skin Blobbers

Another name for Boobs

Sadly she is your mom because she has nice Skin Blobbers.

by Brothelmaid April 26, 2020