blind liker

When someone "likes" all your Facebook posts without even reading them.

You didn't even read my post! You're a blind liker!

by Biscuit Eater May 18, 2014

blind justice

The act of weighing drugs without a scale.

Drug buyer: "Lemme get a dub, yo."
Drug dealer: "I don't have a scale."
Drug Buyer:"Do me some blind justice."

by HuHadyu September 16, 2015

blimpnic

A picnic on a blimp.

For Valentine's Day, John and I are going for a blimpnic.

by Joshman313 January 26, 2016

bimdibbler

A stud with no taste in women, who always drops way out of his league and/or gets with slags.

"Christ, Rodolfo is such a bimdibbler for dating that slag Kelsey."

by PercocetPeter December 11, 2017

Blimline Out

To leave abruptly without warning. To secretly exit with calculated precision, leaving a wake of confusion, and chaos behind. Premeditated departure from a position of responsibility, or authority.

He was feeling the pressure of responsibility, so he decided to Blimline out without warning.

by CiparBSV July 25, 2018

Blind Gang

A group made up of 26 vision inpaired teenagers

Blind Gang is a guessing game of who is on the account

by MenLunch May 18, 2020

Golden Blimp

Merging of "Blumpkin" and "Golden Shower" whereas the receiving party is deficating into a toilet while being given oral sex AND an additional party is urinating on said oral sexer.

(AA Meeting)

Shannon: "So Gary, when did you know you had hit rock bottom?"
Gary: "Well, you know Shannon, truck stops can be dens of pure debaucery. After downing half a dozen 40s of King Cobra, I found myself in a men's stall face first in a long hauler's hollar. The smell was putrid and of course I couldn't breathe through my mouth, lol! As he was near climax, another driver joined us in the stall and relieved himself on me. Yeah, pretty much dosen't get much lower there."
Shannon: "Wow, never thought I'd meet someone that actually had the uh, luck? of experiencing a golden blimp!"

by Boss_ASU March 9, 2011