Chode-being

A human being that resembles a chode (a penis that is wider than its longer).

*During a modeling job interview*

Interviewer: " Due to your chode-being looks, we are sorry to inform you Jean that you are unsuitable for this job"

by Sanjorge8 January 6, 2019

Bobby blain

A real shit rapper

That song WTF by Bobby blain sucks fucking ass

by TheOGcritic January 8, 2020

Stop being a Sussy Baka

A phrase said to straight people you wish to abandon their straightness and have gay sex with you

Stop being a sussy Baka and give me a blowjob!

by ElFilapo June 6, 2021

Most fucking perfect human being alive

The most fuckin perfect human being alive is scientifically proven to be eve fisher

Guy 1: wow my girlfriend is so gorgeous shes the most fucking perfect human being alive
Guy 2:Really??
Guy 1:Ya shes such an eve fisher

by Mygyaldemisfineaf June 8, 2019

tomorrow, I will really start being good to you

Whispered to a woman who feels loved, cared-for, pampered to an ultimate degree, to let her know that you have only started.

As she lay on her back, eyes glassy, breathing deeply, wishing for nothing more than the moment, he put his lips to her ear and said, "Tomorrow, I will really start being good to you."

by Monkey's Dad December 3, 2022

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

bledina

ukr. ble’dina — a noun that is used by Ukrainians to identify a russian missile. Was specifically used during air rides to warn civilians about the flying missiles across the country. Roughly can be translated into “deadly ugly fucking bitch”

First was used as a term to describe air raids in Kharkiv group on Telegram “Huyeviy Kharkov” although spelled in russian as blyadina because it is a russian speaking group (Kharkiv is mostly russian speaking city, although many people are trying to forget it there now).

Літає блядина, сидіть в укриттях.

Bledina is flying, sit in bomb shelters.

by ukranianwomanofkharkiv May 6, 2022