skeet blanket

a blanket a man uses to jack off into

hang on, let me go get my skeet blanket

by tucker1995 August 1, 2018

snag blanket

a blanket you keep within arms reach to grab in the middle of the night at a friends house

at Joe's house; hey Joe why did you leave the window open all night, thank god I had a snag blanket.

by jlunsford2 September 8, 2018

THE LION OR TIGER BLANKET

FOUND IN EVERY MEXICAN HOUSEHOLD, THE LION/TIGER BLANKET IS USED WHEN FAMILY MEMBERS COME TO VISIT FROM MEXICO OR WHEN WINTER IS HERE. MOST LATINO FAMILIES OWN MORE THAN ONE AND TEND TO STOCK UP ON THESE BULKY COVERS REGARDLESS OF NECESSITY.

YOUR TIA'S ARE ON THERE WAY, PONTE A LIMPIAR SO WE CAN SET UP THE LION OR TIGER BLANKETS.

by MEXICANGAL19 December 7, 2019

Skeet Blanket

A blanket that a male uses to jack off into.

"No! Don't Use That Blanket!"
"Ew Man, Is That Your Skeet Blanket?"

by Big Cheezey March 31, 2009

pigs in blankets

Chipolata sausages wrapped in bacon.. Also known in the UK as Devils on horseback.. Usually eaten at Christmas

On christmas day we had Pigs In Blankets with lunch...

by The Real Bungle January 10, 2007

blankenstien

something loved by you dearly and kept forever, usually a BLANKET, or a blankie for short, or a teddy bear
WAY BETTER AND COOLER AND AWESOMER THAN NAF NAFS

I just want to snuggle up with my blankenstien right now

by Brooketookbook May 16, 2011

squirrel blanket

someone sexually desirable but nutty.

sarah silverman is a squirrel blanket.

by edsel macfadden May 27, 2009