beaner stache

A dirty moustache aka stache that makes you look real mexicano.

Guy A: Oye ese, shave your beaner stache or I call you pedro.
Guy B: aw shucks

by Sonny Bonds October 27, 2006

Beanerang

The act of a mexican person trying to get across the border and horribly failing and having his ass thrown right back into mexico.

Toss that beanerang back where it came from Billy!

by Lisa Armstrong October 27, 2003

beaned

Hit in the head with a thrown object. Originally a baseball term, in that context it means "hit in the head with a pitch."

Did you see that? She just beaned him with a dead fish!

by Tyler July 27, 2004

banes

banes is a name to call a friend you have loads of banter with. Banes can also be used as an exclamation. It originated from fleabanes, a funny dog in the book "fire, bed and bone"

scarly : hey banes, did you see her expression?!
Alice: Yeah, that was so funny banes!

by I'm a banes worm May 2, 2018

The Bane

The Bane is a sexual move where the recieving partner is removed at the moment of climax and swiftly lifted and brought down upon a knee to break their spine. The partner is then thrown into a pit with a victory cry and told to watch as the city they love is ruined before them.

"This bitch was being too noisy last night so I gave her The Bane."
"Harsh, bro. That takes five months to recover from. Minimum."

by DadsDicklesonsEiffleTower July 4, 2016

Bane Fuck

Occurs when having sex with a virgin, the male grabs her by the back of the neck, then inserts his middle and ring finger in her vagina while inserting his thumb in her anus (most effective when the pinkie and index finger is used to brace around the labia). At this point, the male hoists the female over his head and says in his best Bane impersonation "I wondered what would break first, my spirit, or your hymen!!" and slams her down on his erect penis.

My first girlfriend is a paraplegic because I Bane fucked her after prom.

by Solid Jake September 17, 2012

beaned out

to be high on "beans", which are any opioid pill, (oxys, vikes, percs, lortabs, opanas, morphine pills, oxymorphone, hydromorphone, methadone pills, etc.). Can also be used to describe the high of any opiate/opioid, besides heroin or opium.

JC: yoo dawg u tryna go to that party tonight?
NM: nah i'm all BEANED OUT right now jus chillin wit an empty house, lets just get a couple bitches to come thru n suck our dicks muhuhahaaa.
JC: im down, save me some beans niggaaa
NM: got u

by N-8 DOG September 9, 2011