by nodrog_21 December 21, 2006
there are many definitions of the word bitch. Some of them are as follows.
1) Verb, the act of bitching far to much. whining, moping, or just being annoying about stupid shit
2)Noun, a female who is all in all, not pleasant to be around. They usually travel in packs and each group of friends has teh DBF. Designated Bitchy Friend, Also See DFF (designated fat friend)
3)Noun, the receiver, or catcher in any homosexual relationship
4)Noun, one forced to perform petty tasks for another, often hoping for their acceptance, and maybe even gratitude in return
5)The middle seat in any car. This is refferrd to as "sitting bitch". This can be settled in many ways, the most common of which is that the littlest one is forced into the middle where they can look forward to scrunched knees, shoulders, and a general uncomfortableness. However, in the case that a female is present, she is automatically elected to sit bitch. she then is forced into the middle because god forbid that the boys legs touch when they dont have to.
1) Verb, the act of bitching far to much. whining, moping, or just being annoying about stupid shit
2)Noun, a female who is all in all, not pleasant to be around. They usually travel in packs and each group of friends has teh DBF. Designated Bitchy Friend, Also See DFF (designated fat friend)
3)Noun, the receiver, or catcher in any homosexual relationship
4)Noun, one forced to perform petty tasks for another, often hoping for their acceptance, and maybe even gratitude in return
5)The middle seat in any car. This is refferrd to as "sitting bitch". This can be settled in many ways, the most common of which is that the littlest one is forced into the middle where they can look forward to scrunched knees, shoulders, and a general uncomfortableness. However, in the case that a female is present, she is automatically elected to sit bitch. she then is forced into the middle because god forbid that the boys legs touch when they dont have to.
1) John was bitching all night, he just kept whining about how shaylee dumped him. what a tool.
2)Wow, chrissy is such a bitch. I dont see why ashley and them hang out with her, her bitchiness actually rubs off on them. She is definetly the DBF.
3)Jake Jillenhall in brokeback mountain...thats all ihave to say.
4)Jake just went and got me another beer and some hot wings, he is most def. my bitch for the night.
5)Ok josh, your the smallest get in the middle. O wait, Natalie is here, Nat sorry girl but your gonna have to sit in the middle. I dont want Jakes gayness rubbing off on me. So hop in, looks like you'll be sitting bitch
2)Wow, chrissy is such a bitch. I dont see why ashley and them hang out with her, her bitchiness actually rubs off on them. She is definetly the DBF.
3)Jake Jillenhall in brokeback mountain...thats all ihave to say.
4)Jake just went and got me another beer and some hot wings, he is most def. my bitch for the night.
5)Ok josh, your the smallest get in the middle. O wait, Natalie is here, Nat sorry girl but your gonna have to sit in the middle. I dont want Jakes gayness rubbing off on me. So hop in, looks like you'll be sitting bitch
by The gibber June 09, 2006
When a person doesn't want help with a problem, but must tell you about it at length, since usually the litany comes from the female of the species, it's called bitching.
Unfortunately, the male of the species doesn't seem to understand this, so he will use other terms for it like nagging, complaining, octal rectalitis, fault-finding, caviling, when it is simply bitching.
Unfortunately, the male of the species doesn't seem to understand this, so he will use other terms for it like nagging, complaining, octal rectalitis, fault-finding, caviling, when it is simply bitching.
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An expanded role for an IT professional that involves doing work that actually has nothing to do with IT.
You can't spell bITch without IT. Hey look, bITch is rolling up another extension cord. bITch is too busy playing ping pong to fix my computer. T6T is the bITch commander.
by Hotpage Jones February 21, 2017