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near birth experience

When birth control fails but no pregnacy results.
When the condom broke last month I had a near birth experience.
by razman March 21, 2004
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birthday sex

the best kind of sex and the best present ever. when your girlfriend/ boyfriend/ wife/ husband/ fiance/ your one night stand has sexual intercourse with you on your birthday
baby for my birthday this year I'd love to have birthday sex with you.

what are you doing on your birthday? sorry the mrs is coming over to give birthday sex
by smoked fish February 17, 2017
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biotechnology

The use of living organisms or the products of living organisms for human benefit to make a product or solve a problem.
Friend 1: I went to Biotechnology High School!
Friend 2: Nerd.
by cms19 May 15, 2011
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Birth of a Nation

One of the most important and infamous movies in American history. It's infamy comes from the fact that it is THE most racist movie ever. It's all about how good the Klan is. The only reason it's important is that is one of the very first motion pictures ever.
That "Birth of a Nation" movie scares me.
by Ron_Thornbrash May 24, 2005
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birthday shit

when one reaches to wipe their ass after taking a shit and the toilet paper is clean. no need to wipe twice.
when one reaches to wipe their ass after taking a shit and the toilet paper is clean. no need to wipe twice... thats a birthday shit.
by x-man182 June 19, 2011
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Birthday Gum

Any type of long lasting gum like 5-Gum, Stride, Trident, etc. that you receive as a birthday present. When you chew that gum good luck will happen to you. Make sure you hide it in a safe place, remember you only have a limited amount so use it wisely.
Friend: You look like your having good luck today.
You: Yeah! I'm chewing birthday gum!
Friend: Wanna share some?
You: Imagine!
by VuduDesigns November 28, 2012
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Male Birth Control

Any type of game or activity, used predominantly by the male population, that does both of the following two things:
1) Occupies large amounts of time
2) Fails to become an activity that women find attractive

Male birth control was created to prevent the overpopulation of the human race.
Common examples of male birth control include: World of Warcraft, Minecraft, Call of Duty, Comic Books, and Starcraft
by SuperWelcomeMatt April 10, 2013
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