st. bernadettes

an extremely retarded and ghetto school located in fairfax, virginia where thay have only one kind of teacher: lame, fat, menopausal, and femenist. it's extremely small with an incredibly boring carpool system in the gym, where the butch p.e teacher lives. mrs. kelley, the satanic teacher eats up little kindergartners whith her best buddy, mr. peanut and mrs vincent, who yells at people for no reason besides when she 'forgot' to eat breakfast. all of the priests there think french kissing is a sin and they sound like kermit the frog. they find the 5th grade boys attractive. the principle (sr maureen and mrs gilbrid-pregnant-)is a bit*h. graduation was nice.

gameshow host: ok boys and girls, i want you to think of as many synonyms as you can for 'hell'
contestant: st. bernadettes, st b's, mr peanut, heck, doctor's office, hell, &...mrs darden's house!!!
host: well i think we hav a winner!

by pink popcorn February 16, 2005

The Forward Bernie

A dance move like The Bernie, except you lean forward. A very white person dance.

Mitchell did The Forward Bernie to get pumped up for the track meet.

by goffman May 2, 2012

bernie

bernie adjv: to throw out ur new face and replace it with an old one...

shane: yeah that bernie bitch is cock smoking hot!!

* 3 days later and after WAYYYY TOO MUCH COCK,ALCOPOPS,CRYIN AND SMOKES BERNIE AGES 50 YEARS*

0.O OMG that bitch not coming near my stinky balls lol..!

by BEENTHEREDONETHATWORNTHETSHIRT January 9, 2010

Bernie

A brownie that has been "tampered" with in any kind of way.

Guy 1:I'm hungry, but i donw want that bernie!

by Not DaVe August 28, 2006

Bernie

A failed senator that's offering free college so young people will vote for him, at the same time not describing how he will achieve his plans. Kind of like Donald Trump

Bernie Sanders is like that creepy uncle no one wants around, so he gives them free college.

by Makeamericagrapeagain2016 June 5, 2016

Bernie

bernie is one of the best blowjobs ever!!

eamon: bernie gives great head but ohhhh man do not fucking look down..bt she is umm errrrrrrrrrr well fit..<:(

by SQUEEZEUREYESSHUT>< January 8, 2010

bernie

A bernie is someone who obsessively fake tans. These people can be identified by their fried, pumpkin colored skin. Commonly, they also have fried blonde hair.

The homecoming queen at your high school. Tara Reid is a celebrity example.

by candy November 1, 2004