beldon

Easily deceived or duped

syn. dumbass

What a beldon! he really thought that defintion was real

by orginal prankster June 11, 2003

belbow fucker.

To masturbate with ones elbows, this may be shared as a fetish, and practised upon ones friend.

Man Gordon is a belbow fucker for sure.
Wow, i bet that guy gives a good belbow.

by s to the l ick rick August 12, 2004

beidous..personal..slut

The best tik toker and a very beautiful person married to Beidou however they are also very nice and good and helping.

beidous..personal..slut is the best!

by 0000trei July 10, 2021

Baldouchebag

Someone who sweet talks every girl wihin the 38 sq. foot sniffing radius of their greasy italian nose. They aspire to settle down with a nice "GILF" or "Ya Mudda." After working out, they will corner you in the locker room until you smell the lint from their wet belly button. See Dominizing.

Ken - Hey Braden do you see that?
Braden - See what?
Ken - The Baldouchebag.
Braden - Dear Lord, he would.
Ken - Smells like belly button lint doesn't it?

by DoubleNickle January 17, 2011

Bedlocks

The way your hair looks after a solid night's sleep and a good sleep in.

Guy A: Oh Wow Man. Your hair's all over the place....

Gut B: Yeah. I had a good long sleep and even slept in. I got Bedlocks........

by grandude. June 13, 2012

Bedonk

The sound made when a basketball hits your head

"Oh my gosh did you hear that bedonk?"
Yeah bro it was crazy"

by Benny98 September 3, 2013

belbow

when a dude's junk gets bent during any means of contact, most likely sex. A combination of "bell-end" and "elbow".

This bitch was giving me great brains, but then i got a belbow! It fuckin' hurt!

by gummyburrr April 13, 2008