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beatbagg

A: To be "one-upped", or "owned"

B: To lose something
A: person1:"this blows"
person 2:"yeah like your mom. BEATBAGGED!"

B: I can't find my keys, this is beatbagg.
by ,.,,.Anon...,., January 13, 2008
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Bean Bag Fruit

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.
Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.
by Bigwhite May 25, 2012
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beanage protrution

When you are wearing a beanie and don't smoosh it down, so it looks as though you are wearing a dick on your head.
Person 1: wow, look at that kid's beanie!

Person 2: yeah, major beanage protrution!
by lynnjusty December 16, 2013
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Bean Bag

When someone is being a waste of time, fat fuck that isn't at all amusing you with his/her large head.
"Kaylim, your being a bean bag fuck i'm going to slide tackle your Dad'
by GazzyThirdLeg November 5, 2015
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Beanbank

The female version of the ‘wankbank’. A mental storing of things that turn a woman on for later recollection and inevitable masturbation. ‘Bean’ meaning ‘clitoris’, and ‘bank’ meaning storage.
Girl 1: Sup girl, you seen the tight man ass over there?

Girl 2: Mmhmm, damn tight. That’s some might fine ass right there.

Girl 1: Let me scoop some of that up for later, imma add this to the beanbank.

Girl 2: Mmhmm, for sure.
by Corbusier May 16, 2018
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beanaganda

Man that beanaganda makes me want to eat some Heinz (TM) Beans!
by 1234567890-=q234567 November 21, 2019
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Beanbazzled

I am currently beanbazzled
by Bob can December 18, 2020
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