Banter Blanket

A young professional who looks and acts many years beyond their tender age. Usually sucking all the fun out of situations which involve banter, good chat, LAD Soc, jokes, repartee, and tomfoolery in a fashion that can be compared to that of a fire safety blanket. Office work may also require this individual to become a social hermit at certain times of year. A receding hair line is a prerequisite for this title.

" Is Robert out tonight? "

" No he is being a banter blanket again! "

" Shlad "

by lentonANDdunkirkSOC April 1, 2010

Ice-Assisted Banter

The act of freezing an item of pivotal importance to a flatmate in an ice-cream tub full of water for no good reason other than banter.

Often used as a good sequel to an episode of cone-assisted banter, especially when directed at the same Banter-biter or Bantagonist. It can be used as an isolated piece of banter or as a part of a larger bantathon.

"Guys, why are my toaster tongs set in a massive block of ice? did you do it to annoy me?"

"No, for Ice-assisted banter"

by ***Welshy*** March 8, 2009

Bacteria John

A mass of bacteria who was only featured in the Talking Bacteria John app. A bacteria that also adores aspirin, donuts, syringes and laughing crazy. Is also a member of ISIS. Has many brothers names John, John and John.

We must all praise our dark overlord Bacteria John and sacrifice syringes and aspirin to him.

by Emperor Fraise October 28, 2020

no banter

The type of male who always seems keen to stay in the crowd. It's only after 15 years of friendship you get left alone in a bar with him. It suddenly dawns on you that this man has no conversation at all.

Whatever happens tonight lads - don't leave me alone with Simon Keir. He has absolutely no banter.

by Sobsnewcadtle October 25, 2015

banter

Supple term used to describe activities or chat that is playful, intelligent and original. Banter is something you either posses or lack, there is no middle ground. It is also something inherently English, stemming as it does from traditional hi-jinks and tomfoolery of British yesteryear.

"You, sir, are drunk"

"Maybe so but you are ugly and I will be sober in the morning"

"Good banter sir"

by Zach_banter February 16, 2006

Race baiter

One who seeks to divide and/or inflame a racial group against others, often for personal aggrandizement or for political advantage. racebaiter

Al Sharpton is the country's leading race baiter. What an ass.

by Dondino August 26, 2013

baiter

A person, who intentionally posts something offensive or ridiculous, enjoying how some people will start raging on him. A goal for some baiters is to start a shitstorm. No one should reply to this kind of comments.

Master Baiter: anime sucks
Some guy, who got caught on the bait: You son of a b****, anime is awesome, you suck, etc.

by hrlemshake November 3, 2014