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courtesy (waiter laugh or bartender laugh) laugh

when a waiter or bartender is working in a very loud bar or restaurant and cannot completely hear what the customer is saying but they start to laugh when they thought it was a time to insert laughter.
also known as a courtesy laugh when a customer says something at all remotely funny so you use the waiter laugh or bartender laugh to make the customer think they are funny.
I was table-side when the family was talking to me and I started using my "courtesy (waiter laugh or bartender laugh) laugh" when Mr. Young told the same story he has told 45 times previously.
by dakine mahalo December 2, 2009
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Bartel

To spill food or drink on your shirt,pants or car
Fuck Man I just dumped half my coffee on my shirt . Dude I hate when I bartel myself.
by ba5tard December 7, 2011
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Bartender Syndrome

When someone talks to other people as if they actually care about their life. They will usually talk to an individual they have just met for a long time and not even give the other person the time to answer.
Waiter: Is that all you would like today?
Person with Bartender Syndrome: Yes. This reminds me of when I went to Paris and ate some food at an AMAZING restaurant!...
3 hours later
Waiter: IS THAT ALL SIR?!!!
Person: Yes and you are acting like this one person from-
Waiter:Bye Now
by Celestia Penndragon April 20, 2017
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Bartender

A person accustomed to the mixing of words.
Dude, stop being a bartender. Just spit it out.
by Gaudette February 2, 2009
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bartendress

Jessica is my favorite bartendress; she always has a lot of attitude.
by Timothy Nordvedt September 21, 2005
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The Bartender

The act of pouring multiple drinks in your girlfriends anus, and butt fucking to make a mixed drink. Delicious
My ex enjoyed her vodka redbull after I pulled The Bartender on her
by Jshdja November 13, 2018
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Bartendard

Someone who works behind a bar and has very little knowledge of their job, beer, wine, or alcohol in general.
This bartendard only charged me $2.50 for this Southern Tier Unearthly, he thought it was a Yuengling!
by 814DH May 30, 2009
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