bartlesville

• A boring place that has a very small mall and needs a chick-fil-a.

• is mostly a flat land town.

• has about 17,110 (47.4%) males
• and 18,958 (52.6%) females

bob- the town we went to was sooo boring! i forgot what it was called though.

john- bartlesville!

by ♪ ♫ SPARKLE ♪ ♫ November 21, 2011

batal

Super awesome person. The best.

Stop thinking about batali.

by naivanrechnika December 13, 2017

Bartolo Colon

See: Golden Bath

The MLB counterpart to a Wayne Gretzky. So there you are fucking a chick in her tight little asshole when suddenly you unleash a vicious stream of... urine into her colon via the anal pathway. Invoking the star pitcher's name at the commission of this act is highly reccomended.

Dude, I totally Bartolo Colon'd that chickk last night... she got so pissed til she realized I warmed her colon up nice and good.

by John Petrucci August 3, 2006

barstalk

A social dating site where you can stalk NYC bars and other New Yorkers to see who goes out where and when.

Good for:
-Planning your night
-Meeting new people
-Finding under-the-radar hotspots

Scenario #1
"How do you find single guys that aren't totally lame?"
"Barstalk. And even if I find some guy who seems cool online, but is really lame in person, at least I'm at a bar so there's usually some other guy I can talk to."

Scenario #2
"What are you up to tonight?"
"Going to meet up with some barstalk girls on the Lower East."

by jttwk June 28, 2009

Bartleson

Last Name: Bartlesons Are Great Lovers, Fighters and Thinkers. Very Nobel and Very Attractive

Tod Bartleson Is a cool dude

by Bartleson May 7, 2009

Bartlesville

The best little city in Oklahoma. The firendlist people you will ever meet. Often overlooked due to its funny name and small size. Don't forget to go to the Woolaroc wildlife preserve!!

Joe: Dude, I'm going to Bartlesville next week.
John: Where the hell is that?
Joe: It's this awesome town in Oklahoma!!

by HayHay<3 August 15, 2011

Bartolomeo

The proper name for a sophisticated & saucy chihuahua male with feet that smell like fritos. A rare breed indeed.

A: Did you see that dog? He's so dope!

B: Yeah, that's because he is a Bartolomeo, duh.

by Breadcrumb February 3, 2010