Aunt Judy

An Aunt Judy is a mature, often pudgy woman, possibly a relative but usually a family friend, who you know personally and might consider screwing under the right circumstances. Blind drunkenness, complete darkness and total secrecy are some requirements that probably spring to mind as you study your beloved Aunt Gladys and imagine what could be lurking under that 45 year-old dress. The term "Aunt Judy" probably originated in connection with a defunct pornographic web site of the same name that featured all-nude and really unattractive grannies.

An Aunt Judy is like a MILF or Cougar but very familiar to you, usually older and far less attractive. You wouldn't but you can't help thinking about that old tang and hating yourself for it.

by Roger Out April 12, 2013

aunt bea

one who talks in a drawn out, emphasized voice that is very low and creaky

man 1: welll, i knew you were coming, so i got you some subway
man 2: why are you talking like an aunt bea
man 1: apparently i overslept!

by j.weins August 14, 2006

Aunt Google

Female who looks things up for their family members using the google search engine.

Aunt Google! What does hobnocker mean?

by itzmee69 June 22, 2010

Aunt Mary

Slang term for marijuana. Came from the infamous marijuana slang term "Mary Jane".

Joseph : What were you doin last night?
Steven : Chilln' with Aunt Mary

by I'm in love with mary jane :) May 31, 2007

Aunt Sarah

Derived from the phrase "Uncle Tom" an Aunt Sarah is a woman who is a traitor to her own gender. The term originates from the actions of 2008 vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin who started an initiative to force rape victims to pay for their own rape kits, wants to repeal the right to choose, and appoints government officials in Alaska who still believe it is their right to rape their wives.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck is the biggest Aunt Sarah on television right now.

by Boondockers April 11, 2009

aunt stinky

Noun: an objective and accurate term used to describe a woman's period; the term is believed to have originated in ancient times when personal hygiene products such as scented douche, lysol and the like were not available

Damn bitch, what's that smell? You got a dead skuunk in your panties or is aunt stinky in town? Scent that shit bitch.

by drpoon4 February 11, 2009

Aunt Maggie

Also known as a "Maggie South" . Someone that is completely irrational, self-centered, and absence of no reason whatsoever. A narcissist who likes to start fights and will never let anything go or move forward. A combative and angry person who picks, preys and beats you into submission until you finally apologize for nothing.

I was in my glory when I got through promotion then Jane called my
"pulling and pulled an, "aunt Maggie" then I fell to my knees .

by Brett73 October 2, 2012