attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal, but still frowned upon by society, behavior into a trend or fad.

a boy starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair in his backyard

his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?

Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.

by Sexydimma January 15, 2013

Attaching images

It's that annoying message that certain email websites will give when they are forcing your 24.7MB of gifs into the maximum 25MB of space alloted per email. If you happen to mess with your computer at all during this time, it will delete everything you just did and tell you it couldn't process that much weeb trash at once.

Ugh, I'm trying to fit all my memes into this prank email, but it says it's attaching images.

by GayMexicanAssInsideMyAss September 3, 2017

attach yourself

From the italian "Attaccati al cazzo!" and literally translates to "Attach yourself to this dick!". Could be used in connection to stay beef and mainly used to roughly refuse to answer to anyone you want.

Person 1: "Could you please borrow me 50 bucks?"
You: "Attach yourself and stay beef!"
Person 2: *Laughing*

by Maxys November 20, 2017

attach

When something clings on to something else.

Donald Trump is attached to the toilet.

by Tek a guess March 29, 2019

attackeding

the act of attacking in the past current tense

i have attackeding the bailiff tomorrow day

by Net od November 13, 2020

attachchvrls

an amazing fanpage on tiktok with the best account

yo follow @attachchvrls on tiktok
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by 098cme October 27, 2021

Attacked

Majority report ATTACKED guys! They're being attacked!

Hym "See how that works Sam? As soon as I'm FOR something... They immediately rail against it. You were completely out of the discourse... I come in... Now they come for YOU. See how that works? You're being attacked now."

by Hym Iam May 6, 2024