assplosion

The anal explosion that occurs after one eats mexican food, particularly, Taco Bell.

After that Taco Bell run, I almost didn't make it home before I had an assplosion.

I need to go home ASAP! I'm about to Assplode!

by boobular January 28, 2007

assclown

socrates in the book "The Way of the Peaceful Warrior"

socrates, you're such an an assclown

by connor "poo" powell December 17, 2008

Assology

The study of being a complete asshole.

Do you know what Mr. Smith Teaches?

No. What?

Assology

by thesmithhaters April 13, 2014

AsSblossom

One who is blooming from within his rectum.

He will soon asSblossom from his asS.

by M-INENT 1 December 1, 2003

assplored

To have had butt sex.

Man, I asked Gina if she'd ever been assplored and she said "Hell yeah! Many times!" It was so hot!

by ashley n. July 31, 2006

assclown

someone who thinks they are at a point where everything they say and do is correct, when in fact everything they say and do is dumb and completely hilarious. Tend to be Canadian.

My friend Kevin thinks that thumbs grow back if you cut them off, he's such an assclown

by bob cox eb September 25, 2011

Assclown

A man that presents himself to society as a heterosexual, but when he's alone or with a girl that is a total freak in bed he admits he likes being fucked in the ass by dildos. This is an assclown!

Hey girl! Your husband is an assclown, he asked me to fuck him in the ass with my dildo!

by barracuda75 October 16, 2008