assover

The holiday where you take a Jewish girl, bend her over, and fuck her in the ass.

Me: Yo Jules, I visited your sister over the holiday.
Jules: Which holiday?
Me: Assover!
Jules: ...Weak

by J-Mic April 20, 2008

Asian by AssociAsian

A title given to non Asian people who are closely associated with an Asian person through marriage, adoption, etc. Being Asian by AssociAsian allows you to make offensive jokes about Asians and be offended by offensive jokes about Asians.

1.) My brother is adopted from South Korea, so I am Asian by AssociAsian.
2.) It's not racist, I'm Asian by AssociAsian.

by tsi mondays December 18, 2016

assoholic

Self absorbed, abusive, infantile, narcissistic, loud, selfish, intimidating, incapable of admitting error or taking responsibility ...(everything wrong is someone else's fault), rude, mean spirited, cruel, deceptive, phoney, con artist, cowardly...yet aggressively bullying, jealous, possessive and superficially dominant.

There are blatantly obvious dumb assoholics...some of which wind up in jail......but the more clever ones are skilled at finding victims and they gravitate towards positions of power...where they try to establish personality cults around their peculiar pathology.

Many people in prison are assoholics....but so are many people who have risen to the top of our private and public sectors.

by Nickie Newark March 4, 2014

assorgine

An asinine term someone who doesn't care what hole they penetrate uses, believing they are referring to the hole of an ass or gine.

Tonight I don't care if this shaft gets shitty or kitty, I'm down with assorgine!

by GlazeHer January 30, 2015

Associate

Someone who works for a crime family, but is not considered an actual family member. Usually an associate is of a different ethnicity, and a crime family will only let in people of one particular background.

If an Irish man does something like stealing cars for an Italian mob, the Irishman is considered an associate

by stevie600 July 2, 2009

Assorted Jelly Beans

The most kick ass band ever

Hey did you know AJB is on Tony Hawks Underground in game soundtrack?

by dr_gonXXI October 3, 2004

Assoholic

To be an uncontrolable ass.

An Amazing word that should be used 3 times a day.

I didnt mean to be such and Assoholic.

Your an Assoholic.

by K-Teezy, Dar-Neezy, Rick The assoholic December 29, 2008