AssKetchup

AssKetchup is when you have anal sex and you Anus bleeds, prefferably when it drips out.

Person 1: Damn i had some good anal sex yesterday!
Person 2: Did you have anal?
Person 1: Yes, but i did get some bad assketchup

by JariPinda November 14, 2016

Assne

Acne that appears on your asscheek or in the crevice of your cheek. It is a real pain in the ass, and it is very cheeky.

Guy 1: Man Assne is a real pain in the ass.
Guy 2: Tell me about it bro.

by ManlyMan07 November 16, 2018

assetone

A semi-caustic fluid that you apply to your butt-cheeks to help firm and sculpt it into more shapely contours.

I prefer not to have my posterior feel like it's on fire, so I guess Ell Passo on da assetone and just resign myself to having a somewhat saggy/bulgy butt, thank you very much!

by QuacksO December 5, 2018

Assnesia

Assnesia; when you get on your phone to do something important. And end up looking at porn for so long that you've forgotten what you were going to look up in the first place.

I was going to look up the firing order of my engine but I ended up looking at porn all day instead and by the time I was done I had assnesia and forgot what I was trying to find out.

by Diklikin January 12, 2019

Assne

Acne that appears on the crevice of your ass cheek. It can be a real pain in the ass.

You get it from a Clevland Steamer

Man for real, Assne is a pain in the ass, dead ass bro.

by Manlyman08 January 23, 2019

Asseter

A fucking whore who can’t do anything , they tend to feed on cocaine

Jane : ew it’s a asseter

by Kwekjifhiglierfgirfegofjerg.78 December 24, 2019

Assnotized

The state of being in a trance. So long as that entranced state was brought by staring at someones butt.

“You’ve been staring for a whole minute now. What are you, assnotized?”

by skullman2033 September 8, 2020