Apimpds

A guy who is obsessed with the word dick and penis. Apimpds has very high standards for women especially ones he cannot get. They usually use objects to symbolize their dicks at school so people can laugh at them.

That guy is apimpds wow what a loser.

by lizerb February 6, 2010

Asymptet

Of South African origin, the Asymptet is the boob which asymptotically approaches the maximum height of the perfect model of a boob.
Originating from the South African word for "boobs" or "tits" known loosely as "tette".

13th: Wow, those boobs look perfect.
LR: Ye, those are the Asymptet.

by supertits May 21, 2011

Asympnote

when you're singing along to a song and it has that one high note and you keep pushing and pushing but never quite hit it

Did you hear Kaylen singing that Celine Dion song? She thought she nailed it, but she really only hit the asympnotes.

by thatsballin September 5, 2013

asipstance

Usually used by couples with children. It's when the person not feeding the child a bottle holds the bottle to allow the other person to enjoy an adult beverage.

" hey honey do you need asipstance?"
"Yes thanks babe I would love a sip of my beer."

by magnifican't mike June 23, 2014

asumpttorian

A person who adds in parts to a story or thinks they know the ending of a story they know nothing about as they are hearing it for the first time.

Don't be an asumpttorian while listening to my story.

by Shamin3bear February 4, 2017

ASAMPANA

A person who is handsome ,peacefully and loving and everyone want to mingle with him
He is also sexy and attracted by girls always

My husband is so Asampana.
I want a guy who is so Asampana

by Asampana July 23, 2019

asympton

Someone who spreads a virus to many other people because they are aymtomatic (or presymtomatic) and put their personal freedom ahead of the need for social distancing. (See also covidiot and Covid-19)

Look at those idiotic asymptons at Mardi Gras and Daytona Beach.

by BillyBuggy April 9, 2020