Asexual distress

The feeling an asexual person gets when their asexuality is threatened by a concept or individual who gives them the horny.

Person 1: *touches asexual person's side* Gotcha!!

Asexual Person: * blushes uwu * Hey!! Knock it off!!!

Person 2: Yeah, you're giving them asexual distress lol

Person 1: what's that?

Person 2: idk they just screamed that at me when I did that

by Jess-ta trashbag May 17, 2020

Asexual ass fuck

when someone who is asexual (meaning they feel no sexual feelings) makes a sexual joke, they are being asexual ass fuck. It's supposed to be asexual as fuck, but the extra s stands for sex

asexual person: haha look at that ball sack!

Person: but wait aren't you asexual
Asexual person: yeah I'm asexual ass fuck

by EmoTears September 6, 2015

Asexual Selfishness

Pushing those who are interested in you away as you don't feel the same way towards them. Even though you know you'll enjoy yourself while in the relationship. Suffered by those you aren't actually asexual but claim to be.

Meghan: He doesn't love me, why?
Jim: Steve is 'apparently' asexual and isn't interested, he has asexual selfishness, for sure

by dirtydouble October 3, 2016

Asexual ass fuck

when someone who is asexual (meaning they feel no sexual feelings) makes a sexual joke, they are being asexual ass fuck. It's supposed to be asexual as fuck, but the extra s stands for sex

asexual person: haha look at that ball sack!

Person: but wait aren't you asexual
Asexual person: yeah I'm asexual ass fuck

by EmoTears September 6, 2015

Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

What i call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Asexual Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

asexual nigel

that creepy ugly chatroom guy who's about as attractive to women as a cactus dildo

asexual nigel loves BBC

by mrs tosser December 3, 2025