April

April one of the most amazing people you could find. She’s caring, honest, trustworthy, downright flawless and has the humour to make your day. She will always be there for you, no matter what. She will never lie to you, betray you, or leave you. She’ll always take your side and stick up for you. April’s might seem really happy and enthusiastic all the time, they’re simply hiding her sadness, and although they’ll never admit it, they need you to be there for them. They don’t believe they are pretty or skinny, but you need to keep reminding them of that and how beautiful they are. If you ever meet an April, make sure you’re friends with them because they will make your life 100x better <3

“Who’s that beautiful girl over there with a big booty”

“That’s April, obviously”

by Phat bangers November 27, 2017

april margera

One of the most understanding parents ever (aside from Tom Green's)
She must curse the day they bought Bam Margera his first skate board.

April Margera is a Saint

by Zoe March 8, 2005

April Fools Surprise

To have a one night stand with a girl on April Fools Day who tells you she's 18. When you wake up the next day, she says, "I'm only 17, April Fools!" You are then convicted of Statutory Rape.

"Why exactly do I need to come bail you out?"

"Dude, this chick hit me with the April Fools Surprise. Help me out."

by Johnny Ishkabibble April 5, 2009

April 7

Give your crush a kiss

¨hey¨ you say the kiss him/her good luck!April 7

by Usemydefinitionwithfriends November 3, 2021

Après fart

An après fart happens when a person farts and will stand there

with a warm drink in their hand appreciating the after affects of their fart on other people in the room.

Stan stood there drinking his tea with a glow of satisfaction whilst others in the room choked on his fart. He raised his mug of tea to the other people enjoying the après fart.

by indybob November 21, 2011

April 24

Eat as much food you want and no one can judge you for it

Julia: why you eating so much food

Layla:It’s April 24

Julia: ok

by Vanilla 1324 December 5, 2019

April 5TH

They say when the the baddest bitches are born they are cute ,loyal and usually got cake if ya know what I mean they can’t say mad at the people they love but if you fuck up there feelings better kno they gone fuck up yours periodT they are so funny and know how to laugh .

Yeo you see that cake she must be born on April 5th

by Yahirlbby February 13, 2019