advertiser

the stupid shit that gets in your way while trying to watch porn

Sean : dude what are you doing?

Robert : well i was watching porn but this stupid advertiser took me to a online dating site

by @zzhole May 14, 2015

advertisement

paying a chick to go around and tell other chicks that u can put the motion in the ocean and sail it with a titanic

dude: i dunno how i'm ever gonna put the moves on anyone beyond high school

dude2: advertisement

by Masta Dragon Red July 12, 2004

YouTube Advertisements

The thing that people need to realize why they can watch videos even without an account.
Also the reason there is no subscription or video limits like on other sites.

In other words, they make YouTube free.
So please, spare them the 30 seconds to 1m30s of your 22 minute video.

(typical internet argument)

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Youtube990
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@Youtube990
What for? The Youtube Advertisements, it's only 45 seconds.
YoutubeHero
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@YoutubeHero
Durr it wastes 45 seconds of peoples lives! Now give them back *insert video uploader name here*!
Youtube990
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@Youtube990 74 b
You rather want to pay to watch a 12 min vid then?
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@YoutubeHero
mind=blown
Youtube990

by Frozen-Flame December 7, 2011

False Advertising

When you see a woman from behind, who looks like she is very sexy, but when you catch up with her and realize she is very unattractive or might even be a man.

Friend #1 "Damn, that chick over there is smokin'"

Friend #2 "Nah, man, she has a butterface, because when get up close, you realize it was False Advertising from behind!"

by Pig For A Poke December 25, 2010

birthday thread advertising

An image or post advertising a website, posted on a forum/bulletin board, (in a thread regarding someone's birthday) that links to one's website.

Ethan always posts a post in a birthday thread regarding his website. He's always birthday thread advertising.

by dotLou April 19, 2007

advertissement-Gonzo

advertissement gonzo: the amorphous, racially ambiguous, usually black female character in advertisments, intended to appeal to more Americans and which may be the future "ideal American" that may be expected from demographic trends. This person usually looks half-white, part black and hispanic, tweaked with Asian, and like Gonzo in the Muppets, you don't really know what it is. The French spelling is to show that being an "advertissement Gonzo" is chic, modern, trendy, and cool.

Man, I don't know what that girl is i the iPod comercial, she's not black, Hispanic, Asian or white, kinda like Gonzo doesn't look like any particular animal in the Muppets. You could say she is an advertissement-Gonzo.

by Al Cane May 11, 2011

advert

(UK) An advert is a short video clip that is shown between television programmes, featuring mostly non-white people (unless it's old white people advertising funeral plans), biracial families, women doing manly things, and men looking after children and cleaning up.

What was that advert advertising? I don't know, whatever it was, they've put me off it.

by I Hate Political Correctness September 12, 2021