Alarm cock

An unusual form of alarm used to wake one up in the morning,provided by males, usually used on females (some exceptions may apply) that may cause either intense pleasure or discomfort, depending on the user and alarm. Please note that this device does not work when the alarm is under the age of 12 or above the age of 60. One method to remedy this situation for those above the age of 60 may be a little blue pill that can be provided by your local doctor.

Batteries not needed.

there's something wrong with my alarm cock, it's started waking me up later and later nowadays

by chocolatesa August 15, 2003

fart alarm

a fart alarm is described as person who is small in height and will typically be the first one to smell a fart because they are in closer proximity to someone's buttocks

"I'm dating this new guy, but he's a total fart alarm."

by Holdav May 05, 2021

Fire alarm

A very annoying piece of shit that allows you to go nuts

Fire alarm nutttttts

by NASADUDE13 November 25, 2019

Fire alarm

Used at public building to aware people that a new mix tape has been dropped

*fire alarm sounds*

I guess daquan dropped a new mixtape

by treyvon2014 April 05, 2015

sound the alarm

Releasing a loud, ripping fart immediately upon waking. Usually this is done while the farter is still half-asleep.

My college roommate would sound the alarm every morning around 6am.

by Trumplodyte July 05, 2019

Rape alarm

The act of waking a sleeping woman by having sex with her.

Reginald: "My girlfriend was snoring like a pig again last night, so I decided to give her the old rape alarm."

Winston: "How did that work out for you?"

Reginald: "Well it stopped the snoring... but then there was a great deal of shouting and screaming."

by Texas Dan August 06, 2010

Alarm clock

a college professor ( Southern Negro college use ) old slang in 1940's

- he ain't a phat alarm clock.
- ya` be right

by William Warney March 14, 2010