alectron

a guy who’s probably good at video games and probably bad at everything else

you’re acting like alectron rn.

by htszhdsfgdfg August 17, 2021

Affliction

Passion or interest. Mostly used by older people when trying to avoid saying exactly what they mean.

Man1: What’d JuJu go to jail for?
Man2: He had an affliction for other peoples cars.

by JamesMadison1845 June 6, 2023

apolectiony

The moment you realize you’re going to finish the book; the feeling of being close to the end of the book, and having nothing else to do but read until you finish it.

Derived from: apotheosis, lectio (Latin for “reading”), and epiphany. Together, a realization that you’re at the culmination of reading.

I reached apolectiony this morning after my friend cancelled our lunch plans--I had a coffee and blanket and the detected was about to solve the murder. I just kept reading until the book ended.

by bagelboy7 January 6, 2024

apolectiony

The moment you realize you’re going to finish the book; the feeling of being close to the end of the book, and having nothing else to do but read until you finish it.

Derived from: apotheosis, lectio (Latin for “reading”), and epiphany. Together, a realization that you’re at the culmination of reading.

I reached apolectiony this morning after my friend cancelled lunch plans; I had my coffee and a blanket, the detective was about to solve the murder, and I had nothing to do but read until the book ended.

by bagelboy7 January 6, 2024

Affention

When you receive unsolicited affection through attention

I thought she was bothering me but actually she was giving me affention

by vodera February 22, 2025

Affliction Dick

Whenever the penis stops working because the person has worn too much affliction clothing

Mike:yo did you fuck Sarah last night?
Xavier:nah I got affliction dick mid way

by Venezuelan dihh December 27, 2025

Ninja Affliction

The name of the sexual act in which raucous sex is performed, and recorded, while other people are asleep in the room...the key: no one must catch you.

Man, her roommate must have been on Ambien, because our recording session was definitely a Ninja Affliction!

by angelicacharisma October 16, 2012