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Christmas Accident

The title given to an individual born during the month of September. The duration of a female's pregnancy normally lasts 9 months, therefore, the individual was conceived during December.
Alex: Why are you always so damn cheerful?
Bree: I was born in September. Being Jolly is part of my DNA.
Alex: Ahh, a Christmas Accident
by Bresaurus December 23, 2013
mugGet the Christmas Accidentmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
mugGet the They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....mug.

the frog i accidently stepped on eye came out

A gacha life trend that i cant escape like man who cares about that frog, plus its on youtube and tiktok. i cant do this no more
person 1: oh no i saw a eye come out of a frog i stepped on!
person 2: NO WAY GACHA LIFE IN REAL LIFE!!
person 1: this is why yo dad left.
person 2: the frog i accidently stepped on eye came out and rolled and rolled and flew into your mouth
person 1: is that candy???
by spaceleoin February 17, 2022
mugGet the the frog i accidently stepped on eye came outmug.
Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025
mugGet the Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Roblesmug.

Accident

When you wet your bed or craps your pants
I have to wash my sheets because I had an accident last night
by Lipstick lez January 23, 2018
mugGet the Accidentmug.

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