by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025

When insufficient foreplay forces the man's member to skid dryly across a shaved nether region, resulting in rug burn.
Bro, I don't think she was too into me. We started fooling around, but she gave me a Saharan Skiing Accident. It's red as hell.
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

A:What is so bad at Tardigrade? They are almost older then any other species on earth!
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**
by pulec June 25, 2017

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

If Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Does Not Have The Accidents Of Spartanisimu < The High Priestess> They Are Dead To Me.
If Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Does Not Have The Accidents Of Spartanisimu < The High Priestess> They Are Dead To Me.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

John: Hey pal, how's it going?
Oliver: Its going great John, ive been ecstatic about tonight when the wife's gonna finally let me have a pet accident on her! 😁
Oliver: Its going great John, ive been ecstatic about tonight when the wife's gonna finally let me have a pet accident on her! 😁
by Hoggg December 27, 2023
