pet accident

A pet accident is when you shit in your partners lap

John: Hey pal, how's it going?

Oliver: Its going great John, ive been ecstatic about tonight when the wife's gonna finally let me have a pet accident on her! 😁

by Hoggg December 27, 2023

Accident

What most people are

Mom: God you fucking accident what did you do!

by THOT230 January 17, 2019

happy little accident

1. you made an accident and you are happy with it
2. your parents accidentally created you and they don't want you. But you're still happily depressed.

1. person 1: oh shit, i made a mistake but I'm fine with it.

person 2: then you made a happy little accident
2. mother: we created you when we were drunk and having sex

father: you're an orphan we don't want you.

you: fine...then I'm a happy little accident.

by La Thunderbird April 23, 2022

Planed car accident

When a car falls off a plane on accident and hits someone/something/property

"Your mom died in a planed car accident"
(often misspelled as planned which is an honest mistake)

by 5066y c4t May 22, 2022

Boreding Accident

When you give your seed phrase to a scammers and they steal your Bored Ape

I lost another Bored Ape in a boreding accident

by validators December 13, 2021

Accident

You

Accident

by Funny_man69696969 December 22, 2021

accidently murdered

When you accidently push your sister down the stairs because there is something forcing you to

Basil: Ok sunny i know it was an accident lets make it look like suicide ok lets get the jump rope and look for a tree that ones good hang mari up and RUN Sunny: oops i accidently murdered my sister mari

by Bob from acnh the best cat! March 24, 2022