J.A.F.

Just a friend

Aunt Cindy: Hey Lex, is that your new boyfriend?
Lex: No Aunt Cindy, he's J.A.F.

by lexiek June 20, 2012

J.A.

a person who watches excessive anime porn while masturbating in a bowl of Ramen noodles

Dude, stop being a J.A. and take your dick out of your soup.

by atypes1314 November 18, 2007

j.a

Just Asking

Bob: What's your favorite food?
Phill: Pizza, why?
Bob: j.a

by DefyingSeth March 12, 2012

J.A.S.S.

A Group of four girls
3 with curl hair 1 with straight
and you better watch out there clan be vicious badass bitches their rated X gifted and gonna sell sex.

"Oh my gosh J.A.S.S. is coming hide your boyfrieds"

by Sabrieena March 4, 2009

J.A.P.A.N

"Just Another Pretty-Ass Nigga"

Acronym or phrase used to represent those kids living in areas around Japan- particularly the military bases. Usually the baller or gangster type; skaters and punkers may be included- just make sure that you're "pretty" and "fresh". No, you don't have to be Black or even a Japanese person to represent or be represented...as long as you're down and you're one of 'them cool kids', you're "just another pretty-ass nigga".

*note: only those living or have lived in Japan can use/represent themselves as J.A.P.A.N

Damn, look at Keith.. he's J.A.P.A.N.

after checking yourself out in the mirror, you say to yourself with full big-headed arrogance: "I'm J.A.P.A.N."

by Nihon September 4, 2006

J.A.P.

acronym for Jewish American Princess

There were a lot of people in my college from Long Island. All the girls were JAP's

by me November 6, 2003

P.J.A.P

Acronym meaning "Persian Jewish American Princess". All of the qualities of the traditional J.A.P., but the Persian Jewish kind, not the Ashkenazi ones from the Northeast. Located predominantly in Tehrangeles.

Venus is a P.J.A.P, she's a major brat and a fat drama queen.

by brokarim March 14, 2009