zeesimpitis

A person on the internet who is mentally ill, and very attracted to the character Zee from the "cool and talented human beings" group.

Ron: Zee is my mommy.
Viewer: I think this guy has zeesimpitis.

by flyingmusicnote2 June 15, 2023

Baby Zeus

A name given to Zongs that hit hard.

yo pass baby zeus

by ELCHEEZE August 13, 2013

Mexican Zeus

Luke Evans as Zeus in the movie 'Immortals'

They put way too much spray tan on that man for the movie. Instead of coming off as a Greek god, he looked like he took in way too much Mexican sun. He's still hot doe.

Mason- Wait? Is he supposed to be Zeus?
Charlie- Yeah man!

Mason- Isn't Zeus Greek?
Charlie- Yeah man!
Mason- Are you sure?

Charlie- Well, maybe this one's Mexican!

Mason- Well, whatever. Mexican Zeus is still hot!

Charlie- Yeah... wait- what??
(Mason looks around to make sure nobody caught what he said)

by T&T'sDictionary January 12, 2017

what the Zeus

Like saying "What the hell?" or "What the fuck?" with softer language. Used in response to a completely random or inappropriate comment.

"My mom found a toad with back hair once"

"Dude, what the Zeus. How?"

by Pandanaitor06 May 14, 2015

Bolt of Zeus

Zeus's big dong.

Zeus bolt bolt of zeus

by Slayer549 November 24, 2017

zeesha

A loud wet sounding fart

Wow this zeesha sure was loud

by MaximillienRobespierre June 6, 2017

Project Zeus

An enormous joint made by sticking 3 king sized rizlas together, two horizontally and one vertically.

Made famous through the well know television show "Big Ganja House" the project zeus first appeared in a 6-week special filmed at the Epton residence.

It has now become the symbol of all that is pot-head.

Not to be confused with the Mini Zeus or the Doctor Zeus

Jim: "Safe bledd, Project Zeus it?"
Stu: "Yeahh boy"


Jay: "Got any kingys?"
Chris: "Nah, fuck it, make a mini Zeus"

by Jay-Bledd January 26, 2009