Zander

the most annoying person in High School Owl House AU'S
(primarily on Wattpad)
or just a tall, blonde sexist jock

"Oh my god it's Zander, the most obnoxious dickhead in the world."

by Rememberthatmomentwhenuflopped August 12, 2025

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zander is the best person you will ever meet. he is fun,cool,nice and more. i love that he is my bestfriend and always will be. i hope to spend many more year with him. he makes me feel safe when a laugh. if u start a fight with him or his friends he will fight back. but he is also a angle <3

ainsley: omg is that my crush zander ?
me: yess go ask him out!!
ainsley: ok i will go do to

by thatonegirlryleigh February 7, 2022

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zander the 1st

A human that uses cheat codes to come on top on kahoots. he is apparently the kahoot god in german but he just uses goog le translate.

Zander the 1st you cheater witcha screamed, stop being zander

by Zander the 1st November 22, 2023

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Zander is a terrible friend he loves to suck dick and he is gay but he loves his girlfriend I have no clue how. Zander could be a good friend sometimes and I mean sometimes all bolded and he is amazing at giving head and he's a rich mother fucker.

Zander is a fatass NIGGER

by Rizzalations October 27, 2023

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