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Wonked Out

Being extremely tired on not present in your mindset from anything, including but not limited to drugs & alcohol. When someone is wonked out, they resemble the mentality of a sterotypical zombie, with no cognative ability. When they are wonked out, they will not being able to think or practice reason, and are unlikely to remember any details of this experience later.

Likely to have stemmed from the expression zonked out, but has particular circumstances to help better describe these moments when they occur.

This can also include people who have passed out or are not awake if they got to this state from previous actions resulting in being wonked out prior to their sudden slumber.
I once worked 75 hours in a week on very little sleep, and was so wonked out by the final day I now need to work 75 more to make up for all my actions.

Jimmy finished his weekend alcohol supply by early saturday morning and was so wonked out we had to get him back to his home.
by -Zoso- October 10, 2008
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wonkel

"Hey, bro, let's wonkel!"
"Yeah, bro, let's go!"
by nuu.ked November 5, 2018
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wonky britches

When your undercarriage gets sweaty from running or whatver activity. AKA Sweaty Nutz, swamp ass.
No running for me today, It gives me a terrible case of the wonky britches.
by TastesLikeDeadBaby June 16, 2005
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wonky wood

The irregular, non-straight pieces of lumber that nobody wants. Suitable for building a house from Dr. Seuss.
That bale of lumber we got from Discount Lumber, more than half of it was wonky wood.
by Jack Lumbar January 19, 2014
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wonky willy

The most wretched of penises, especially one without foreskin. It describes the limp physical trait of a penis that has no hope for erection. Also known as “over-ripe banana”, “prickley pickle”, and “squirm worm”.
“Dude, the girl last night looked like my ass had a shit baby, it gave me a fuckin wonky willy.
by Hary Peenus November 27, 2018
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Wonky

When someone is a out of it even though they aren’t under the influence diagnosed with the wonks
Mia: the colors of the stars are so bright tonight... I can see it in your eyes

Me: yea mia’s extra wonky tonight 🙄
by dirtyrupees December 3, 2018
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Wonken

When someone is on another level of bullshit. The most extreme word that can be used to say “your weird as fuck”.
Quit cappinbro your wonken!
by CaeCity February 11, 2020
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