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St. Thomas Side Wonk

Name of a wavy sidewalk on Holland Street in St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada.
One could say it's a representation of the city's gene pool.
Did you see that skid trip and fall on the St. Thomas Side Wonk?
by J00n10r August 12, 2019
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Sagging Wonk

A depressed nerd.
Also, sagging balls, which in turn, causes the need to be more depressed.
1: "I feel like a real sagging wonk today."
2: "Bro, my wonk is sagging. Do I need to see a doctor?"
by ATruSagginWonk January 31, 2020
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Wonk

The word was used - strictly as a verb - at Harvard in the 1950s, to mean "hunker down for some serious studying," as in "I can't go out tonight. I have to wonk for my chem exam." The folk etymology was that it was KNOW spelled backwards, though how that led to the new meaning was cloudy at best. Though I never encountered it as a noun, I suppose people who did it could have been called wonkers.
I have to wonk for an exam.
by AlumAnon December 31, 2016
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wink wonk

an intentional misspelling/mispronunciation of "wink wink"

Is often used after a particularly bad joke, usually a thats what she said esque bit/otherwise about sex (but not necessarily)
"Have you seen those articles about that new lab grown meat? would you ever try it??"
I'll always take the chance to have meat in my mouth, wink wonk
by OliverJaded September 19, 2024
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Wonk

A policy nerd or a financial/data analysis nerd. Someone who is enthusiastic or excessive interest in fields related to political policy.
Noah is such a damn wonk and won't shut the fuck up about state rights.
by LizardInACan July 9, 2023
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Wonks

Wonks is a spin off word of wonky.

Created by youtuber Moriah Elizabeth
That painting on the wall is a little wonks.
by The Dragon Lover March 18, 2022
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tittle wonk

When you go somewhere to grab something but return with something completely different
It was a real tittle wonk when I went to my room to get my phone charger and came back with my Brittney Spears CD instead
by rileygohomeyouredrunk August 24, 2018
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