Check the WiFi

When you need to take a shit at work.

Hey Tom. I am going to go check the WiFi. Be back in 15 mins.

by IT Bandito. August 12, 2019

WiFi Not Spot

A place where WiFi shouldn't be or isn't available. Like Church, jail, or the bathroom.

Before we begin todays prayer, will everybody please turn off their iPhones this is a WiFi Not Spot. Amen.

by R. Lovejoy January 16, 2012

Wifi Williams

the act of committing suicide via hanging one self on live feed.

Marv was so upset that Susan left him that he pulled a Wifi Williams.

by Pope$layer April 02, 2017

wifi bars

Wrinkles across the forehead.

Her wifi bars could be fixed with some botox The more wifi bars, the older you are.

by Capt. Daniel April 22, 2022

KFC WiFi

KFC WiFi refers to slow or inconsistent WiFi, usually used in competitive gaming

"I just killed this kid with KFC WiFi"

by Pineapples in Minneapolis December 15, 2018

Potato wifi

Bad wifi that is bad and is made by lustrousaty

Dude lustrousaty wifi is bad and is potato wifi

by Dudes bro is lol May 14, 2017

where's the wifi?

A comedic term to use when you cant find wifi.
kind of "wheres the beef" but for nerds

Where's the wifi?

I dont know, but i hate starbux

by jesus caro January 30, 2008